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tani.jpg picture by AngellOffLovee
People mentioned: Jo
Allies/Enemies: Heather Edgeton/none
Record: 05/04/00
Out of character comment: Well hey there look at me I'm getting it in before two seconds before the 24 hour deadline. Be proud of me!

There weren't words that could honestly discribe the mind that Tani Lyons had. She was a dark human being but at the same time she had some sort of brightness to her. Tani didn't waste her time dwelling on things and she didn't waste her time on things she knew would be easy for her. Unfortunately for her she had to go up against Jo at Ungrateful. And that would be easy. So easy that Tani simply showing up would be enough to win the match. Maybe one little push to throw her off a little and then BAM! one two three simple as that. No but Tani wasn't going to dwell on how easy this match would be for her she would just

"God look at the boots on that one. Hidious."

Heather nodded agreeing with the words that Tani was saying. They peered over at a girl that was ordering a pretzel at the little shop across from the bench where they had sat to rest their feet from shopping. The girl had tucked her ugg boots into a pair of sweatpants. Tani shook her head.

"It's sad that people can't figure out how to dress anymore."

"Tell me about it."

Tani let out a short giggle tuning her mind to something different.

"You know what, that reminds me of. Jo."

Heather looked over to Tani a little confused.

"Who?"

"Jo, my opponent at Ungrateful. She is a pretty trashy looking girl. I don't trust her very much she's too nice it's discusting. She'll never get anywhere with the attitude that she has. All loving everyone and being nice and what not. It's just not right ya know."

"You're preaching to the choir here."

Heather shook her head shrugging her shoulders. The girl with the sweatpants and ugg boots made her way past Heather and Tani with a pretzel in hand.

"I can't wait to get into that ring with her and show her that not everyone plays the respect game. I'm not going to respect a girl who isn't confident and she sure as hell is not confident in the least she openly called me a challenge and that just makes me know that I'm going to beat her. This match is going to be boring and I hate that. I don't want to a play a game that I've already won. What's the point in that after all. I mean what cat wants to chase a dead mouse. That's probably the least appealing thing that a real wrestler can have. I'm not going to sit and talk about how horrible this match will be though I'm going to focus on the good points, like my performance in the ring cause I think we both know that I'm the one that brings the party every week. With you being gone and all."

"Yeah it's true."

"I know right. My point I guess is that this Jo character is just another wanna-be diva in some sort a dream that tells her she can actually be something. She's in for a rude awakening on Sunday because that will be the day she wakes up from this pathetic dream of hers. She should realize that Tani Lyons is the person that will end her career. Well the Bad ass Bytches anyways."

Tani winked at Heather who snickered a little bit.

"We really should get going. Don't wanna be late for our manicures."

"Aren't you gonna chip those nails in your match?"

Tani dropped her head a little bit and then laughed looking up to Heather.

"Are you not following what I'm saying? Seriously just one little push and she's done. Yeah?"

Heather nodded her head.

"It's pathetic, eh I feel like I use that word too much which is sad if you really think about it. Not because i'm reusing a word but because I have to reuse a word because there are so many people out there that are willing to talk but not deliever or just simply don't know how to deliever. It's okay though because i've decided on a new word for Jo, cause she's deserving after all..inadequate. Defective if you will unable to truely accomplish anything. She's going to rant about how she "beat me" in a match that I didn't even show up for too and wow that's just going to make her look more inadequate that I could possible do for her myself."

Tani nodded her head which turned into a shake in pity of Jo.

"I don't care all that much about her and you shouldn't be worrying about it either"

"Worry? I'm not worried in the least, I'm never worried and maybe sometimes I should be but this case is not one of those I really should be scared kind of things. I mean look at the girl she's smiling all the time and she's just ick! I mean she looks old and fugly. Oh god I did not just use that word. We need to leave this mall I think it's making me stupid. So many blondes..."

Tani then examined Heather who looked up the blonde bangs that laid on her forehead.

"No offense."

"I caught that one. I'm not an average blonde...."

"Right.."

There was a quick silence that was broken as Tani got to her feet.

"Shall we? I do have a match to get ready for."

"Yes of course, lets get going."

Heather nodded her head getting to her feet as well. The two women grabbed their bags and they made their way towards the exit of the mall.

Disclaimer: This layout was made for the character of Tani Lyons and should only be used by that character if you plan to steal it then I suggest you get a life. Thanks for your time.

tani.jpg picture by AngellOffLovee
People mentioned: Jo
Allies/Enemies: Heather Edgeton/none
Record: 05/04/00
Out of character comment: YAY something to work with. I really like this one hope everyone else does to.

Women..they were ruthless creatures that knew how to get inside on another's minds. Tani Lyons was quite the expert at playing the words game. She didn't just stop there though because she knew what she was doing in the ring as well. Some girls though didn't know how the game of words was really play. Jo particularly had no clue what she was talking about. Jo had done a promo where she attempted to act like a badass it was obvious that it was just that..."acting". This girl thought she had a bad side but knowing how to be bad when you're such a pushover was a very hard thing. Tani knew how to deal with this and the words game was only the beginning of it. Tani had grown tired of the women in BUD calling her arrogant like it was a bad thing. Tani just knew what she wanted and knew how to get it and if that made her a bad person then whatever. Jo was missing some facts and had dug into whatever she could make up in order to try and bring Tani down. The pointless remarks and attempts at redeeming herself ment nothing to Tani and would remain that way. Tani would view Jo as an easy win like she did from the start and no matter how hard Jo would try it would always be like that because Tani had one up on her. In many ways actually, Tani was far more respected as a wrestler than Jo and things weren't going to change with that and Tani was much more feared than Jo. That one was a given but that was an important factor and Jo would never have the pleasure of having someone fear her. Sure there was a lot of hate towards Tani but no one was going to like you if you are good, it's a jealousy thing. Tani didn't care about having anyone on her side that wasn't Heather because unlike every other superstar and every fan that thought they knew what they were talking about, Heather knew what she was doing. Tani didn't need friends or allies she just needed to be wrestling. She didn't need the fans chanting her name or holding up a sign to cheer her on. Tani rather liked the boos that roared from the crowd it made her feel better when she beat the people that they cheered for only to prove that they had no clue what they were talking about. Tani didn't waste time setting up a dark room for Jo because she wasn't exactly deserving. So Tani had set up a camera in her bedroom. She sat on her bed and reached forward starting the camera.

"Oh my what do we have here? A woman trying to prove herself? Cute...Jo you want to talk about how i'm making a fool out of myself? Well go right ahead sweetheart cause even though I'm sure that you hope so much that I am making an ass out of myself you obviously have no clue. I am in no way making a fool out of myself, you taking my words out of context is what it making you look like a fool my dear. I never once expected to win a match cause you're ugly I just know you're ugly and I'm going to say it. Now given that hitting you will be easier because you are so damn ugly but that's not something that is going to factor in my match and you being stupid might just help out because of the fact that you'll have to stop and think where you are. However you did do a convincing speech to attempt to make yourself look remotely smart where was the dictionary in that shot? Cause you had to use big words like determine and oh what was that one you stumbled on...sophomoric. Don't worry though I'm sure no one else noticed that you have to stop and think for a second on it, or look up how to pronounce it. I really just NEED you to respect me Jo because that's actually my life goal to kiss everyone's ass in this company so they love me and don't hurt me. Oh wait..sorry that's you. Yes that's right as i've said before I don't care to have your respect and I don't care to respect you. I will get the respect I deserve in the ring because that's how you do it. You can't just respect someone for putting up a good effort you respect them cause they're damn good and until you have some sort of sign that actually says you can come close to accomplishing something good then there will be no respect coming your way from me. Now lets change the subject for a second and fathom what you calling ME a stepping stone means. Cause sweets I hate to have to break this to you but you're just not good, especially next to me. If anything you will be a step down for me. I've gone up against the greats and I don't always come out on top but there isn't a time when I don't come close. You are so far down that ladder that I can't even imagine what it feels like cause i've never been that far down. I started out being a legend and I'm going to become on someday and you're going to still be playing nice to get respect and not earning the half of it. I don't know what it is that you did that made you think people care about what you do in this company but if someone told you that you were important they lied. You aren't important and you aren't going to be something big here. I don't know how much I have to say that but you know what I think it'll be a lot because you seem to be pretty stubborn at realizing your own faults. Which are by the way of a great amount. As for me, well I don't have many faults. I don't ever get in over my head and I always finish what I start. Jo I do admire your trying to break me down because I'm actually quite surprised that you even had the courage to show your face, given the fact that I had to say something to get you to come out but I like that you got so offended by it. Which reminds me don't pull an AJ Armstrong and think that you're intimidating me with your words just cause I have a lot to say back to you because if you forgot, I am Tani Lyons and to be honest there isn't anyone that scares me. I know, I know I'm playing the tough girl right lets poke fun at that okay? Well I am playing the tough girl because I can and I don't tell everyone stuff like "You won't like that pretty after i'm done!" Then again with you saying that would just be funny, because I wouldn't even have to touch you."

Tani took a pause to laugh. She couldn't stop herself and finally she stood up straight again and shrugged her shoulders.

"No Jo I want to suggest something to you, go and sit down, but not just in any chair sit at a chair that will allow you to be looking at a computer screen. A computer is a invention..oh I mean a thing, I know how you are with big words. Anyways a thing that is used to store or keep if you will, files and what nots. Now getting on that "thing" you use the mouse..not a real mouse now Jo keep in mind it's just a little inven..thing that is used to click on things inside the computer. Now use that mouse to click on the little icon that says internet. Once you get into that and I don't mean really get into it, just have it pop up on the screen you type in www.google.com and then you type in T-A-N-I L-Y-O-N-S. Now once you do that you can click on the page that shows up first and that will give you a bio of myself and or what i've done so far in my career and it will in fact tell you how wrong you are one everything that you're assuming about me. So after you do that dear you should have your facts straight. I say should because I know that even if you did do that you would still mix things up, which is understandable cause well you're not very smart, but you will most likly mix things up again to make me look bad which by the way you could've actually done good on if you had the real guts but that's okay you're the good girl as i've said so I don't expect too many mean things from you. Even though what was it "just cause i'm nice doesn't mean I am to everyone." Oh touché miss...jo? huh yeah you just have that two letter name thing going on don't you? How do you expect to sell anything with that..sorry a little off subject. My point is that I don't care if you're mean I'm not a little bitch Jo I can handle being mean if you haven't already seen that. I'm not starving for the attention of everyone and I don't need you to be nice to me, because I don't..care...about...you. I say that slow because I think you're going to think that I do but I...don't...care...about...you. Do you understand that yet? Do you get that it isn't ignorance that makes me know i'll beat you, it's just the fact that if I thought you had any type of remote potential to beat me I would in fact care about you, and as previously stated..I...don't...care...about...you."

Tani nodded her head trying to make sure it would be perfectly clear to Jo. Tani then switched her joking face into one that was rather serious.

"Oh and darling I don't NEED Heather to win anything. Heather and I have never done anything to interrupt each others matches and we're not going to start. I don't actually remember the last time that Heather and I were in the ring together besides the one time we had a tag team match so maybe you should actually pay attention and realize that just because I hang out with Heather doesn't mean I need her to win me matches because there hasn't been one time in my career where I've won because Heather's interfered That's okay if you want to think that I need her though Jo because you need something to comfort you. You know since you obviously know that you're going to lose and all that. Whatever you need to tell yourself to get you by ya know? Now I need you to repeat something into the TV for me and if you don't wanna play along that's fine It's understandable. Now repeat, I don't know what I'm talking about. Now you...Tani is smarter than I am and there's nothing I can do....about that...good work I hope that you actually thought about that while you were repeating it cause that's the important part. If it doesn't make sense to you let me explain. First off I'm greater than you, why? Because I've proven to be and I will continue in that sense and you will just stand back saying things that don't make sense and things that aren't true. Now you don't know what you're talking about..you should understand that one and well if you don't then rewind this because you missed a huge chunk of information. Now Jo, I know you really really wanna think you've already beat me and that I don't care about my career but both of those statements are false. For two reasons first off in that match that I didn't show up to, Amber won. And I do in fact care about my career and you can tell that by the fact that I've worked hard enough to get myself two title shots and you're at what the THC title? That one that you don't need talent to have? Congrats there Jo. Now sure I haven't won a title but even getting to that spot of number one contender is a great accomplishment. There is something that you need to know about me Jo and that is that I love my career and I put everything into it. I don't focus on making the fans love me because I'm doing what I love and I don't need them to love me to do that. So get your facts straight and learn that you're never going to be up to the level that I'll be at when it comes to professional wrestling. So try as hard as you possibly can because maybe you'll meet me at most half way in skill. See ya out there sweets."

Tani winked towards the camera and then reached forward turning it off.

Disclaimer: This layout was made for the character of Tani Lyons and should only be used by that character if you plan to steal it then I suggest you get a life. Thanks for your time.

tani.jpg picture by AngellOffLovee
Out of character comment: this r/p is a complete joke so i'm not TRYING to use Jo in character, so she shouldn't be. This is probably one of my favorite r/ps by me lol

There was a certain awkwardness about Tani Lyons, maybe it was because she was like one of those girls in your high school that everyone hated. She wouldn't let anyone that wasn't "popular" into her life. Tani was about to change her ways though and for the better no doubt. Tani had a plan that would make people see her in a different light and this was her chance to actually try and care about people that were underneath her. It would be a tough process for the Queen of arrogance but she wasn't going to let herself down on this chance to make an impression. An impression that would stay on her mind for quite awhile. Tani just wanted to extend a hand out and let Jo and all the other kiss asses to the fans know that she could play nice too. She wasn't just going to be a mean girl any longer she was going to try this thing called having a heart and she would actually be nice, for as long as she possibly could. It would be tough but Tani had will power and she was very determined to fix her image that Jo seemed to think made her look like a fool. So Tani had the appointment set up for the cameramen to come and she got everything that was essential to get what she needed to get done, done. Her scene was set a little unusual, it was set up in a parking garage. One that was covered in dirtiness. Tani had a smile on her face keeping the image around her out of her head as she looked into the camera with her hands attached to her hips. She lost her smile quickly after the camera began to roll. She would start out with a little spice and put some sugar on top to make it all better.

"I won't lie to you Jo, I couldn't sit and listen to your promo the whole way through cause I actually started to dose off and I'm being completely serious here I'm not actually trying to insult you it was just so damn boring and repetitive that I couldn't stand to listen to it for more than a minute. So please just excuse me if I just highlight on the first part of it and completely disregard everything else that you said. Which shouldn't matter too much cause i've probably heard it before anyways, from you, in your first promo. I can see how you lost track of what you were saying cause I do believe you're just trying to make it seem like you actually know something about me, which is completely untrue cause you actually think i'm a fool which wow just isn't true. I'm actually really smart and if being a little more mean than others makes me a fool go ahead and keep calling me one I really don't give a crap what you wanna say about me in that sense anymore because it's more about what I know than what you know because I actually know the truth and you obviously didn't take my advice when I told you to get on the internet. It would've been a smart move...oh yeah. Anyways you keep running your mouth cause that's all it is and that's okay. I just really wanna know do you really use those everyday words Jo? Right, sorry you couldn't understand I was cracking a joke but that's fine I wouldn't expect you to apparently you take everything completely serious. When I said it was a big word I ment for you, not for anyone else you know cause you're trying to sound smart but I guess you're just trying to make it seem like it isn't a big word for you by defending it. Jo you really do make me laugh though cause you're just so hell bent on making me see you in a different light and I know that you want me to like you but It's just not going to happen cause I don't like girls like you. I don't care too much though Jo because it seems like you would do that to me. Then again you know what, I don't know you all that well and I like it that way, but I've decided that getting to know you sounds like a really good idea. It will also give you and everyone else a chance to see that I do have a nice side and it's one that is only a privilege to people that aren't scum but you know what I'm going to share it with people like you. So what i've set up is a little mock day of our friendship cause I just thought it would be such an outstanding idea. I know that you will too after you see how me and you would work just amazingly as friends. So we're going to do things that best friends do all the time except it'll be so much more fun than any other friends EVER! So lets go."

Tani motioned for the camera to follow her as she nodded her head walking over towards a figure that stood by herself. She had blonde hair and had a slight resemblance to Jo. Tani walked up to her and stepped in front of her.

"Oh hey, you must be Jo."

Tani held out her hand for the blonde to shake and she did.

"Yes, that's me, Jo."

"Perfect!"

Tani smiled and motioned once again for the camera to follow her and her "friend Jo". They began their day walking towards Tani's car. It was a nice car she reached into her purse grabbing out the keys to unlock it. They finally reached her car and Tani opened up the door to let Jo and the cameramen in. It took them a little while but they all squeezed in. Tani then made her way over to her side getting in. She looked over at "Jo" and nodded her head.

"So what do you wanna do first?"

"Go to the mall of course!"

Tani nodded her head slowly as the dumb valley girl like voice came out of "Jo's" mouth. Tani then pressed the keys into the ignition and they began to drive off. The cameras rolled as Tani pulled out of the parking garage where there was some light. Tani kept her eyes on the road.

"So...Jo...what do you do for fun."

"I LOVE to wrestle OMG it's like the most fun thing in the world of earth."

Tani looked over to "Jo" as she cleared her throat.

"Well yes, I figured that much. What else though and i'm just going to assume shopping so if you could back away from that, that would be good too."

"Jo" looked over to Tani and nodded she then began to ponder. After a few minutes she looked back at Tani.

"Oh..DUH! I like love to read my dictionary so that when people talk about me I can act like I'm really smart and use words and then like they're like so intimidated by me and it's like the most hilarious thing on the earth and then they're all like you're totally gonna beat me and then like I lose...?"

"Jo" trailed off in her words.

"Yeah that's true."

"Jo" snapped a look to Tani who just smiled politely. "Jo" shrugged her shoulders and turned her attention back towards the road.

"You know what I like to do Jo, besides wrestle because that's a given. I really enjoy winning. It's something that I do very well and it's become a hobby of mine. I like to tell the truth about people then listen to them try and defend themselves have an AMAZING laugh about them with Heather and hey maybe you soon, except it'll all be about..you. Anyways I like to win, matches, staring contests, thumb wars. You name it I'll win it."

"Yeah except you totally didn't beat Dannica."

"Jo" gave Tani a serious look and Tani snickered a little bit.

"Yes Jo, that's correct I did not beat Dannica and I said that I had lost to some people but I did come close. Dannica is a tough competitor and if you can beat her than I'll just quit my job. Jo there is something that you need to learn and it's kinda essential to being a wrestler, don't dwell on your opponents past opponents. It's absolutely pointless. You cannot judge how an opponent is going to do against you when you're comparing yourself to someone that is actually good. Jo, I'm trying to be your friend right now so I'll keep this as nice as I can, consider it constructive criticism. You and less than Dannica. Oh I won't use math sorry you aren't as good as Dannica. You're no where actually near Dannica and I actually am. So you know bringing her up is just kinda stupid because unless you're actually going to be able to deliver something like Dannica then there really isn't a point to telling me that I didn't beat her. Cause I know that, and i'm over that and you should be too. Because I'm not going up against Dannica I'm going up against Jo, and that's different."

Tani nodded her head showing that she was done with her rant and "Jo" just sat in silence. Tani turned her turning signal on as they turned into a rather large mall. The mall had an almost full parking lot and Tani took awhile to park. She finally found a spot and turned off the car pushing open her door. "Jo" did the same getting out and letting the cameramen out as well. "Jo" met Tani on the other side as they started to walk towards the mall entrance.

"Okay now Jo, I know that we're not exactly best friends yet but I'm curious do you have a last name?"

"Jo" took a second looking like she was thinking really hard.

"I can't remember..Do you?"

"Uh yeah, I use it all the time but you're kinda just JO. So you don't have a last name then your full name is Jo?"

"I think."

"Jo" nodded her head with an innocent smile. They finally made it inside the mall. There were people that stared on account of the camera's following the two.

"Hey people I'm Jo! You all love me right cause everyone loves me I'm so nice! Hi!"

Tani narrowed her eyes as "Jo" waved to everyone that past them and it was obvious that none of them knew who she was. A teenage boy then made his way up to the two. He smiled looking a little nervous. He held a camera in his hand.

"Hey can I get a picture?"

"Jo" stepped beside him.

"Of course."

He gave her a look up and down then shook his head.

"No, I'm talking to Tani. I mean..well you can take it for me."

Tani smiled at the boy as he handed "Jo" the camera.

"And you thought everyone hated me."

Tani smiled as "Jo" took the picture. The boy then turned to look at Tani.

"Thanks a ton you're my favorite BUD diva."

The boy then walked off to meet his friends who high fived him as he got back. Tani smiled and then looked to a frustrated Jo.

"How could this happen, I mean you're not even nice to the fans. They're supposed to love me not you why do they love you and not me omg I need people to love me. Tani what does this even mean you're like mean and stuff."

Tani held a hand up to calm down "Jo".

"Jo listen it isn't about being nice to them it's about actually being good. People like me because I make fun of others and I'm always right when I am making fun of people. You'll learn that once you get into the ring with me, trust me. I don't lie when it comes to stuff like that at all. You see how you act outside of the ring has some affect on the fans but in all reality they're just looking for hott girls that can really wrestle not..how can i put this nice. Not girls that aren't all too good looking attempting to wrestle. You know what I mean?"

"I guess.."

Tani nodded her head.

"That's good now shall we get going, where to first?"

"Jo" looked around trying to find something that she wanted to do. She tapped her foot on the floor as Tani crossed her arms looking around. "Jo's" face then lit up as she saw Victoria's Secret. She grabbed Tani's wrist and began to power walk dragging Tani behind her.

"OMG lets go here!"

"Okay?"

They walked into the store and "Jo" looked to be in Heaven. Tani kept her arms crossed as she looked around the store.

"You don't like this store?"

"Jo" held up a teddy that was completely see through as she said that.

"Uh..it's not that it's just I don't feel the need to have sexy things around cause I don't have a boyfriend or anything."

"Neither do I, but you don't need one cause you might find a guy in a bar or something and you can just.."

"I get it. That makes sense to me that you would say that."

Tani nodded her head with a laugh.

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"Nothing at all. You should get it cause there is always a lucky John Doe out there that wouldn't mind getting his hands on you if he's drunk. I mean since you are one of the most downloaded BUD divas behind myself."

Tani smiled acting as if her comment was meant to be nice. "Jo" looked at the red see through teddy once again and nodded her head.

"Okay!"

"Jo" didn't waste time getting the teddy to the counter without trying it on. Tani chuckled a little to herself as the woman rung it up. "Jo" turned around with the bag in hand and linked arms with Tani who in return rolled her eyes. "Jo" had a large smile on her face as the pair headed out of Victoria's Secret. Tani looked down to the arms that were linked between the two. Tani finally pulled away from her.

"What are you doing?"

"We aren't best friends yet Jo, you have to remember that."

"Jo" lowered her head looking towards the floor.

"Oh yeah. But everyone likes me."

"No, Jo, they don't."

Tani and "Jo" headed towards Chloe. It was on the expensive side but nothing that Tani couldn't handle. Tani spotted a cute shirt before even stepping into the store. She quickly made her way into the store with "Jo" behind her. Tani grabbed the shirt which lucky for her was a small. Tani held it out and looked at it.

"Uh...that's a little pricey."

Tani glanced at the price tag $800.00. Tani shrugged her shoulders.

"Jo, i'm very well off and I have been all my life. Not all of us grew up in the trailor park like you so we're not trashy. I can afford this stuff and you should be able to as well unless you're getting paid horribly at BUD. I noticed that about you though cause I think that people like you should get paid less, plus you're used to it anyways I mean in everything just getting paid a little?"

"No!"

"Okay if you're bad as something why would you get paid the same as someone that is me?"

"Jo" shook her head getting a little angry at Tani. Tani's phone then began to ring. She reached into her purse grabbing it as she held onto the shirt in her other hand.

"Hello?"

Tani gave a sigh of relief as she heard Heather's voice on the other line.

"You'll never guess who I'm with...Jo! Well sort of. Yeah I'll talk to you later."

Tani hung up the phone then turned to "Jo"

"That was Heather, you know the girl that you think I rely on even though she's never helped me once."

"I never said she interferred!"

Tani laughed a little bit.

"So is that what you rely on her to win cause you can't do it by yourself means? That she just stands at ringside, which she's never done, and does nothing and I win? Cause umm that would make it me really winning wouldn't it? Meaning that I really wouldn't in anyway rely on her to help me out? Cause that's exactly what it sounds like to me there Jo and so therefore you did in fact imply that she interferes to help me win a match otherwise that would just be me winning a match on my own, which in fact is the truth. Do you kinda understand that you're contracticting yourself when you say that she never interfered but somehow I win matches solely based on her help?"

"Yeah you're right, I just sound stupid when I say that."

Tani looked a little impressed as she nodded her head.

"Wow, that's the smartest thing i've heard come out of your mouth all day..actually all week."

"Oh..sorry I wasn't in character then.."

The woman that was pretending to play "Jo" slipped into her voice and shrugged her shoulders.

"Oh..yeah that makes sense because Jo doesn't recognize when I'm right and she just kinda runs with it trying to fix what she said to make it seem like she's right. Oh well back into character you go."

"Jo" then giggled a little to get herself back into character.

"So like you gonna get that?"

"Jo" pointed towards the $800 shirt in Tani's hands. Tani nodded her head as she took it to the cash register. The woman at the register smiled at the two of them as she rung up the shirt Tani handed her credit card over and the bag of the shirt was quickly handed to her along with the card.

"Have a great day."

Tani rolled her eyes as her and "Jo" walked out into the mall once again.

"You're too cheery."

"You're too gloomy. Don't you know you're never going to have friends if you're a grumpy gal all the time?"

"Huh...right well I don't really want friends Jo. It's part of me to be mean because it's just who I am. Not everyone cares about how other people view them. I don't have to be nice to win a match i'd actually agrue that being mean can win you more matches I say that because I'm sure that i've won more matches and not to mention that i'm going to be beating the nice girl tonight..that's you by the way you're the nice girl."

"What's wrong with that?"

Tani laughed a little again.

"Wrong? There isn't anything wrong with that you just always look like a pushover and it makes it easier to get a win over you quite honestly. I mean there is absolutly no intimidation factor whatsoever. Even though I know that you're trying to hard to make it seem like you can play with the big dogs. It's just so obvious that you don't belong because it took you going up against me to actually get you to speak up and that's because why Jo? Because I'm a big name in BUD. I know you are gonna try and play it off like I'm not but sweetheart you've never tried so hard in your life and why are you trying to hard right now? Because i'm such a challenge for you that you need to try harder than you ever have to beat me. You know that getting a win over me would make you look really good and you're right that would. Not because i'm nothing in this company though Jo. Because that wouldn't get you anywhere if I was nothing. In fact my dear me getting the win over you won't help my career in the least cause you're not Dannica you're not Kimberly Pain. You're just Jo and that's got no meaning to anyone. So please try and back up that you're trying hard for another reason but anyone can tell that you want to beat me so damn bad cause i'm something in this company and you're just trying to get your big break. It's not going to happen for you though Jo, not when you're facing me."

"Jo" took a gulp letting the saliva slide down her throat.

"I could win.."

"No, no you couldn't. You don't have what it takes just yet."

"You think I might one day?"

Tani shook her head.

"No, not really. I mean you'll get better but as for talk of you getting gold you're not going to get that bytch championship cause that would just be disgracful to every BUD woman if you were the head of that little thing. You taught me something though Jo, something that is important. That the good girl finishes last. Then again it really isn't cause you're a good girl it's just because you don't know what you're doing. I know I know you're hearing that a lot from me but I can't help it you're not understanding that i'm right. That's okay though."

Tani shrugged her shoulders looking at "Jo"

"So I guess I should go huh?'

Tani nodded her head agreeing with "Jo".

"Yeah, I really can't stand you anymore."

"Jo" nodded her head.

"Yeah I wouldn't be able to either."

"Jo" whos real name was Kelsey took the blonde wig off her head scratching her head.

"It's been real."

Tani and Kelsey shook hands.

"Thanks, see you later."

Kelsey began to walk off and waved good-bye to Tani. Tani then turned her attention to the camera as it still rolled.

"Listen, Jo I really thought this whole, us being friends thing would work out but truth be told I can't stand you and it's actually hurting my head to listen to you talk and to actually act like I care about anything that you say. So here's the deal we just don't be friends and we keep it like that. Then I beat you tonight and we can just never talk again because I think we can agree that this really does work out. I just think you're so damn obnoxious and you just keep saying the same shit over and over again and you can't take a joke. It's just hurting me to have to hang out with you for more than well I think it was three minutes. Jo I tried really hard to be nice to you today but you are just trying so hard to make it seem like you're an intimidating figure that you just bored me and you take everything I say way serious so that was a deal breaker. I think you should just cut another promo calling me a fool for this and bitch about how it wasn't even really you even though I made that clear at the beginning that this was a mock trial but it was however a person that I think closely resembled you in the face and how they acted. The point is "Jo" that you're not going to ever be good enough for me because you're trying too hard. You should really be confident in yourself don't just act like you're really confident and smart because you're going up against someone like me. That really isn't going to get you anywhere. What if you do beat me? That's the end right that's all you're going to do. I don't think you're going to beat me though Jo, because I'm better than you. I know god..just so damn arrogant. I've been pretty successful though so I have an actual reason to be arrogant. You Jo you're just out to make people think you can pull this off and even if you did you're not going to do anything past it. You're determined to beat me but what happens after that? You will never live up to it again. So why don't you just learn that you're not going to be good enough...EVER? It'll make it easier on you trust me. I'm not asking you to back down from this match though Jo so don't get a big head I'm just asking you to try and save some dignity to save your reputation, not that it's an amazing one or well known. Just look at your options. You'll see that I'm the one that knows what you should do in this situation and you actually won't have to try and lose it'll come easy for you trust me."

Tani winked towards the camera as the scene faded to black.

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