The attempts at humor from Bethany Sorrow were pathetic. There was no way this girl could possibly win a war of words. However this wasn't about who could talk better trash, this was about who the better wrestler was, and fortunately for Tani that was her. Tani would in fact win both battles if it came down to it. That was the good thing about Tani, what she brought to the table if you would. She had charisma and she had talent. She knew what she was doing and no matter how many people hated her she always came out on top. Tani used words to get inside peoples heads and while they would deny the intimidation they all knew it was there, Tani knew it was there. The good thing about Tani as well is that she didn't let other people get to her and she would deny it if they claimed but she always spoke the truth. That could be the reason that so many people seemed to dispise her, but Tani didn't care all that much about her reputation as long as she knew who she was. She knew she was selfish, she knew that she was a cold hearted bitch, but what she didn't know was that she was what Bethany Sorrow was saying that she was. It didn't make much sense to Tani why Bethany would make up sure outragous things and in fact say them on television. Tani didn't pay much attention to it though and it surely wasn't pissing her off. It was more of a joke now, what was Tani today type of thing, almost like the National Enquirer, that would be the name that Tani would give to Bethany cause both came up with stupid things about people and claimed that they were true when everyone else knew that they weren't and it was obvious that it was all phoney. Tani hadn't been too fond of Miss Sorrow from the start and this was only making it better, not because she was intimidated by Bethany but because Tani wasn't a fan of stupid and ignorant people. Which is exactly what Bethany Sorrow was, stupid and ignorant. There was no doubt in Tani's mind that her words in that matter were the truth and she hoped that everyone else saw through the pathetic tough act that Bethany tried so very hard to put on. Tani had set her scene as usual with a black curtain and dark lighting she wanted to make an impact on the watcher that would allow them to realize just how serious she was about this match. "Oh my goodness what do we have here? Bethany Sorrow with another rediculous promo stating a ton of things that she's made up in her fantasies. Tell me Bethany, why is it that you want so badly to see me naked? I just have to wonder cause your petty remarks about me being in porn or me being a lesbien are just tiring, because it just hurts my stomach from the laughter. I mean really, I have to ask it again, are we in the seventh grade because you seem to be in that state of mind with your horrible promos talking about irrelevant things that you think are actually going to make me break down. Really, do you think that the tact that you're using is working because I'd have to disagree, if anything it's just making you look tacky and, well just making you look immature and unprofessional. It's okay though Bethany, you're hardcore you don't need to follow the rules and be professional right? Cause you're so damn hardcore and just do what you want? Just like the outcast though isn't it Bethany, I mean that is who you are right? Just the girl that's different, the girl that everyone should fear because she's just so damn different? Well the bad news is that you don't scare anyone, those tears are from people laughing, not with you but at you. I don't think you have even began to realize what you've gotten yourself into, you're stepping into the ring with Tani Lyons...a woman who will do anything to get what she wants and trust me there Beth, when I say anything I mean it. I don't play nice, not ever, I don't even play nice with my friends and you are far from my friend. I want my career to succeed and it will, I don't care how many pointless careers I have to ruin in order to get to where I want to be." Tani got a large smirk on her face a glimmer in her eye showed that she was thinking about holding the Bytch championship in her arms. She then looked back to the camera trying to focus. "You know Bethany, I'm a little confused on something else, cause if you don't have the brawn what do you have? Cause you sure as hell don't have the brain. I mean listen to yourself sometime, you don't know how to speak properly and it hurts my head. I'm not an english teacher now Beth but I do know when to use words correctly. Sure that has nothing to do with wrestling but then again your whole little promo was quite off the subject too now wasn't it? I'd like to however quote a little section from your promo Bethany and you tell me if you sound like a real winner. (Tani slips into a hillbilly accent) 'your chances of beating me is nothing'" Tani cannot help herself she bursts into laughter. After a few seconds she gains her composure, she slips back into her own voice. "Goodness, you know Bethany you're one of the funniest people I've even encountered because you're just so oblivious to what the word talent means. You seem to think anyone can posses it and it's so obviously not true cause you see, you, Bethany do not posses any sorts of talents. You're far from what I would call talented in fact. Then again I bet you already knew that, maybe because i've said it before or maybe it's because you know I'm right when I say it. Either way though sweetheart you aren't going to beat me and you sure as hell aren't going to win the bytch championship before me. Cause I will retire if I get beat by you because I couldn't live with the embarassment of it all Bethany, do you even realize what that says about the type of wrestler you are. When someone that is as good as me would quit doing what they love simply because you are such a horrible wrestler and getting beat by you could only mean the end of a career. Sure you might have come close once but that was in no way shape or form my best work in the ring that day. When it is for a prize such as the bytch championship though, you better bet I'm not going to hold back. I don't take pity on people Bethany so if you thought for a second that I would go easy on you then you were very wrong. I don't play favorites and I don't play the pity game, if you're bad then you're bad I'm not going to let you think you stand a chance when you don't stand a chance in hell. Bethany you are stepping into the ring with a women that is determined to show that she isn't bad with titles because my last couple of shots haven't been successful ones and I'm going to change that because it's about damn time that it does change. I'm sick of losing these title matches and this my dear is the golden opportunity. I hate to say it because...well I don't like to admit it but Dannica was better than me. She knew what she was doing and she beat me fair and square. You though Bethany you don't measure up to her in the least bit so beating you will NOT I repeat NOT be hard for me. You think you're getting to me because you want the talent that I have but sweetheart you don't make me jealous in the least. You in fact don't make me shiver, not even for a second. No honey, I'm not saying that in denial I'm saying it because it's true, you aren't what you think you are. You are not this all-mighty wrestler dear, you are just another person with a dream. A dream that unfortunately will not get you far." Tani shook her head in sheer pity for Bethany. "You know what though dear I have an idea, one that is fool proof in fact one that will make you realize this." Tani walked off screen for a second, after a little while she walked back on with a black wig on her head, her eyes had turned into an ice blue and she had begun to resemble her opponent Bethany Sorrow. Tani smirked a little bit as she placed her hands on her hips. "I figure that if I go around looking like you that you can see peoples real reaction on you from a by-standers eyes. So shall we begin?" The lights in the place went up as Tani started to walk towards a door in the corner of the room. A table stood next to the door way and it held a microphone on it. Tani picked the mic up and turned to the door. She pushed her weight into the door opening it up. A flood of light went into the room as the sun fell into it. Tani walked outside as the camera crew followed close behind her. She looked around for a second taking in a deep breath happy with what she was about to do. She started to walk forward turning the corner of the building many people were seen on the street. Tani didn't waste time walking up to the first person she laid eyes on. It was a middle aged looking man with a tad bit of greying on the sides. "Excuse me sir, can you tell me do you watch BUD?" The man looked a little distracted it was obvious that he was in a hurry. "My son does yes. Can I help you with something?" The man had stopped by now as Tani smiled, people flooded the sides of them trying to get past the two of them. "So tell me from what cha have saw of the fed do ya think that i'm, Bethany Sorrow that is, a really good rolemodel and not Tani Lyons?" The man looked rather confused obviously seeing that this was Tani Lyons that he was talking to. He simply shrugged his shoulders. After pondering for a little bit of time he laughed. "Uh yeah I don't know, I mean my son doesn't like either of you. He's more into Drew Stevenson and people of that nature. In my opinion though Bethany, I'd say Tani Lyons, no offense that is but she's just got a lot more to offer him in a sense, because you Bethany just kind of seem like you're more of a bad influence with your cursing and bad grammer. While Tani isn't much better because she's rude to a lot of people and she sort of reminds me of.." Tani held her hand up to the man's mouth making him stop talking. "Well that's enough from you, thanks." Tani shoved the guy a little making him continue walking. Tani stood there for a second messing around with the microphone that she held in her hand waiting for someone else to walk by that looked to know something of the federation. Finally Tani noticed a man sporting an Andrew Frost shirt. Tani got a quick grin on her face as she walked through the crowd of walking people to get to him. She grabbed his arm. He stopped and turned in shock to look into Tani's eyes. He got wide eyed realizing who it was he then got a paniced smile on his face. "Oh my god! You're Tani Lyons." Tani just shook her head. "No kid, I'm Bethany Sorrow, but I bet you wish i was tani cause she's way better..anyways. Who would you pick ta represent you in a fight, me, Bethany Sorrow, or Tani Lyons?" The guy looked confused once again, but then simply shrugged his shoulder. "I'd probably pick Tani Lyons, I mean she's got a lot more in ring talent and charisma. Bethany is just kind of trash and she might be hot but that isn't going to help her any in the ring." Tani nodded her head. "Psh you don't know what your talking about guy cause i'm the psychopathic bitch and i'm way cool and stuff. While Tani is just a big lesbo, because I decided that. Mainly just because I wanna get with her though do you think I have a chance?" Tani shoved the mic in the kids face as he looked even more confused. "No..not really I doubt it." "Why?" "Cause I don't think that Tani swings that way." The kid chuckled a little bit. Meanwhile Tani switched into full Bethany mode. "I think she does, you should believe everything I say cause I'm right all the time and even though I suck at wrestling I pretend like I'm better than thee Tani Lyons who has much more experience and much more talent than I do. I in fact make up lies because I know that she gets hurt by them because rumors kill everyone right? I mean I know I'm right cause i'm a bad ass mother fucker, and fuck and fuck stuff fuck!" Tani let out a huge breath looking at the kid as he rose an eyebrow. Tani shrugged her shoulders slipping back into Tani mode. "Okay, I'm done run along." Tani motioned for him to leave and he did so quickly. She then looked to the camera. "Damn this is hard work, I don't know how Brian...or Tragedy...? Whatever how he did it. I think that enough has been said though because Bethany I think you get it now that you are simply an ingnorant and immature little child and you're playing with the grown ups." Tani smirked her little smirk as the scene faded. |