Out.of.Character.Comment; woot, so the randy and michael used are obviously no the real ones. •�?PATHETIC MESS AJ Caine and Kenna Willis had been almost been unnoticed lately somehow, but that was about to change. The girl that made their name in UPW as the mean girls had been back in the shadows for a few weeks but they were sick of resting their insult throwing mouths and they were going to step out and face the unmentionables. They could talk all they wanted about how much better they were and blahblahblah but when it came down to it they knew the truth. They knew that Randy Orton had already been beaten by Illegally Blonde, they knew that they were going to be beaten by two girls, two extremely good looking girls. They could say what they wanted about that, they could talk about completely irrelevant things and try and tie it back to make them seem like they know what they're talking about. But the truth of the matter is that Illegally Blonde was going to make a comeback of sorts. One that would not only make fools of the Untouchables, show them that claiming to be something doesn't make it true. Illegally Blonde set out on a journey when they first signed contracts with UPW to become the tag team champions and they weren't done with their run yet. They weren't ready to be done, and they certainly weren't ready to drop two titles that they gave credibility to be ruined by two obnoxious, over arrogant, pathetic men that seem to think they can just come back and get a shot. Cause Illegally Blonde had to actually work to get the shot at the tag titles, even though there weren't any good competitors for them, and now they have to defend them against people that haven't yet proved that as a team they deserve it. They might have had a past full of accomplishments, but how does that make it right for them to get a shot right off the bat. That's like giving Candice Michelle a women's title shot after she comes back in botching fashion after a year. Illegally Blonde would put up a fight, and it would be one that the Untouchables couldn't compete with. "Oh this is just pathetic." Kenna shook her head in disgust as she turned away from the computer screen. She looked over to Aj who had made herself comfortable on the couch. "Can you give me one good reason, besides that fact that Randy Orton runs this place that these two should be getting a shot at our titles?" Aj opened her mouth to speak but stopped herself thinking about the question for a little bit. "Yeah, I'd love to give you a reason but I don't have one." Aj shrugged her shoulders and turned back tot he TV. Kenna got up from the computer and made her way over to the couch where Aj sat. "I feel like it's just apart of Orton's plan to get me. He wants me, I know it." Aj nodded her head very sure of herself. Kenna took a seat. "Of course he does, who wouldn't want you. That's not the point though, the point is we're going up against two annoying and pathetic men that can't seem to stop talking about how much people hate them." Kenna rolled her eyes. "Seriously, they seem to have to advertise it. I mean we both know people hate us, or love to hate us rather but we aren't advertising it every time we start a sentence like they are." Kenna shrugged her shoulders as Aj let out a giggle. "That's because we're not a pair of generic wanna-bes trying to be something more than they are." Aj nodded her head. "See when it's you and me we don't need to try and convince ourselves and others that we do our job right and make people hate us, but they apparently need some convincing and well I can't exactly say they're wrong in wanting to convince themselves they're going up against us, I mean come on." Aj giggled again as Kenna nodded her head. "I think my favorite part is us being called marks. It really doesn't make much sense considering we're ourselves how can we be trying to be anyone else?" They both took a second to ponder it. "Oh right, I think it's their way of trying to one-up us because they don't have any other way of doing it because we're that damn good. Another reason why I think they're both pathetic." Kenna nodded her head in a matter of fact type way. "Yes, well you'll have that with whatshisface. Harry, he thinks very highly of himself from what I've heard before this. I can't say I've done much research on him though simply because just hearing him talk once is enough to know that all he brings to the ring is a generic hate and arrogance." Aj looked over to Kenna who agreed. "I mean they can say we're the same way but we're not. We aren't just playing the bitches we're playing how we know how to play and that's win at any cost. I mean that might make people think we're bitches but whatever." Aj let out a little laugh. "You know what I was thinking though, about this match. I think that this is going to put us back on top. We didn't have a great last week but we're going to fix it with this. We're going to show UPW that we're still here and we're still kicking better than everyone else." "I agree, these boys aren't taking us seriously, and why? Probably because they don't know any better. You'd think that Randy Orton would understand a little more that we are capable of doing well in that ring considering we beat him already. I suppose he let that slip his mind now since his little butt buddy, Harry is back." Kenna laughed shaking her head. "Randy Orton and Michael Harris are prime examples of how much the UPW is lacking in real talent. Look at us! We are the cream of the crop, the reason why the millions tune into their TV's, the reason why the thousands come to the arenas. To see us. Not to look at the Uncrustables!...Oh I mean...no I mean Uncrustables. They are exactly that. Without a real exterior, they are vulnerable, soft, nothing suitable for the ring. Actually, unsuitable for life," Aj said to Kenna with a disapproving shake of the head. "These boys need some charm and etiquette, Illegally Blonde style." •�?CLASS ACTS UPW Charm School with your hosts Ashley Jean Caine and Kenna Willis. Charm School is a place for the men and women of the UPW to grow and mature as real members of society. Through weeks and weeks of experiences and challenges, the members of the UPW roster will learn how to be classy yet not exactly bland and boring. We brought two men here to Charm School for a bit of tuning up and my heavens do they need it. With that said, welcome to Charm School. Ashley Jean Caine and Kenna Willis wait inside of the huge manor where Charm School will be held. Outside pulls up a yellow short bus, which really is fitting, with the logo Charm School printed on the side. As it pulls to a halt, two men walk out of the open door with their bags. Randy Orton and Michael Harris stands with a slouch on their shoulders and a cocky grin on their faces as they await their head mistresses. The manor doors, tall finished wood with stained glass, open slowly without a creak and out walks Ashey Jean Caine and Kenna Willis. The man's jaws drop looking at the obviously drop dead gorgeous women. As they approach the men, Ashley and Kenna smirk at each other greeting the men. "Welcome to the UPW Charm School. Gentlemen, you were brought here because based upon your actions in the world of wrestling, we find it fitting that you come to Charm School to better yourselves. Let us start by introducing ourselves," Ashley began first motioning to Kenna Willis. "To my left here is Kenna Willis and I am Ashley Jean Caine, more known for as Aj. Now boys, when we enter the manor, you are to go straight to your bedroom and prepare for opening ceremonies, dress appropriately and bring your best attitudes. Good luck and welcome." Aj and Kenna link arms and walk into the manor first as Randy and Michael drag their suitcases in. As Aj and Kenna go off to their office, Michael and Randy walk up stairs to their room. As they pass through the well lit and side hallways, they see a sign on their doorway with their names on a plaque. "Oh, Oh! I get top bunk!" Randy runs with his heavy feet stomping to the room, dropping his things and sprinting into the room. Michael Harris follows close behind dropping his bags as well. "Yeah right you cunt!" Randy is on the top bunk as Michael runs in and pulls Randy off, onto the floor, making a LOUD thud on the finished wood. "I like it better on top." Of course he does. Michael lays back on the bunk bed as Randy gets off the floor and climbs the ladder to the top bunk. "Dude, it's my bed. I'm here, get over it man." Randy gets to the top and the men wrestle for the bed. "I totally got on top before you! Not fair! I should be on top! The real man is the one who has to be on top," Randy said as the men continue to fight. Footsteps are coming from down the hallway as the men are deaf to the noise. Now more distinctly, heels, women's heels enter the room and a pair of blue eyes look up at the men. AJ Caine stands their with a look of disgust as she sees Randy Orton clearly on top of Michael Harris. "Boys, we will not tolerate any crude behavior such as thie fruity butt pirate nonsense. neither of you get the top bunk. Randy and Michael get down right now and come to the foyer." Aj walks out of the room, her heels clicking down the hallway and down the stairs to the foyer as the two men climb down the ladder and follow Aj down. As they reach the foyer we see Kenna Willis is already standing there a TV set up next to her. Aj makes her way over to the other-side of the TV as the men stop in the carpeted area they're designated to stand in. "Gentlemen, I think that it's obvious why you have been brought here. Not only do you constantly make fools out of yourselves but you somehow manage to make people everywhere want to puke at the mere sight of you. Lucky for the pair of you you're in the hands of Illegally Blonde and we will fix all of your flaws..although it may take a while." Kenna shrugged her shoulders and the men nodded knowing it was true. "Anyways lets get started with just a couple of the reasons why you're here, Mr. Orton please step forward." Randy did as he was told and stepped forward a little closer to Aj and Kenna. The TV screen in between the two then lit up. "Now Mr. Orton I'm sure that we can both agree that that image isn't appropriate, and it is definitely something that you need to work on. I mean seriously a fanny pack? A FANNY PACK? That's just gross, not to mention it's a pretty small fanny pack, and that just says a lot right there. Aj I don't know how you were EVER attracted to that." Kenna looked over to Aj and they both gave disapproving looks. Kenna then turned back to look at the men. Randy lowered his head and snickering could be heard from Michael who still stood behind him...as usual. "Mr. Harris do you find this funny? Because it's a very serious matter, the two of you are in way over your heads and we're jut trying to soften the blow a little bit. You should really pay attention." Michael stopped his snickering and Randy turned around to him sticking out his tongue. "Oh come on now seriously? How old are you Randy?" Aj shook her head in disgust. "Mr. Orton you can step back. Mr. Harris step forward." The men did as they were told. Michael took his spot on the chopping block. "Mr. Harris your partner here isn't the only one that has crude behavior." The TV screen lit up again. "Now I think we can both agree when I say that making a fool of yourself is no charming and that seems to be your biggest downfall. You like to repeat yourself plug useless promos and for what? So you can cover up your complete lack of ability inside the ring?" Michael lowered his head and nodded it slightly. "We know you're not talented Michael, but you need to stop trying to convince yourself and everyone around you that you are. It's just wrong to lie and not to mention from that picture to act like a compete caveman. That's just not attractive. I know your little slut...uh...wife? No slut might think you're attractive but really dear...you need to work on your compulsive lying and idiotic behavior." Aj nodded as Michael looked up and nodded back tears in his eyes. "And man up! Both of you, jesus Aj and I are more man than you two are. I know you like to flaunt your girls, because we all know Mr. Harris here has a new wife every week and Orton can't keep his bitches straight, but is that doing anything for you in the ring? NO! See Aj and I we're smart, we don't need other people to make ourselves better we just need each other." Kenna nodded her head a matter of factly. "As for your comments about us getting around Michael, well that just shows how desperate you are to one-up us, cause you see if you had done your homework, which you clearly didn't you would know that Aj and I are two very classy women that make decisions based on that. We don't make rounds screwing everything we see, I do believe that would be the job of Addison Monaco and your wife." Kenna got a smug grin on her face. "Anyways, thank you gentlemen you may go to bed. You have a rough morning ahead of you."