Accept that some days you're the pigeon,

 

                   Always keep your words soft and sweet,

                     just in case you have to eat them.

 

                  Always read stuff that will make you look

                  good if you die in the middle of it.

 

                  Drive carefully. It's not only cars that

                       can be recalled by their maker.

 

               Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing

              worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.

 

                   If you can't be kind, at least have the

                           decency to be vague.

 

                  If you lend someone $20, and never see

                that person again, it was probably worth it.

 

                  It may be that your sole purpose in life

                is simply to serve as a warning  to others.

 

                       Never buy a car you can't push.

 

                  Never put both feet in your mouth at the

                     same time, becaus e then you don't

                           have a leg to stand on.

 

                    Nobody cares if you can't dance well.

                          Just get up and dance.

 

                   The early worm gets eaten by the bird,

                               so sleep late.

 

                   When everything's coming your way,

                          you're in the wrong lane.

 

                 You may be only one person in the world,

                but you may also be the world to one person.

 

                      Some mistakes are too much fun

                             to only make once.

 

                      Don't cry because it's over;

                        smile because it happened.

 

                     We could learn a lot from crayons:

                   some are sharp, some are pretty, some

                   are dull, some have weird names, and

                  all are different colors but they all

                  have to learn to live in the same box.

 

                    A truly happy person is one who can

                       enjoy the scenery on a detour.

 

                     Happiness comes through doors you

                      didn't even know you left open.