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| | From:  Icarus_210 (Original Message) | Sent: 4/9/2008 4:39 AM |
THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. ' I am sure we can do better if we put our minds to it........ Let us Try........ lol My love for you burst's all assunder; Now I know you're six feet under |
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gawd you two are on a roll........................................... |
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Think we ought to apply at a greeting card company for a job?  |
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I reckon we'd sell a few |
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When we got married you promised me sex forever I didnt realise you meant me, Fred and Trevor |
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The first time we made love it was exciting and delightful, Now just the thought of it with you, is nauseating and frightful |
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LOL BLUE You are getting soooooo good at these....... Come on you guys..... use those terrible frightful witty brains of yours !!!!! |
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We promised to stay together for better or worse, But have to leave now...you've become a curse! |
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Marriage they say is the pinnacle of life; They of course didn't meet my ex-wife! |
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Till death do we part, we said, Life's been Hell, wish you were dead! |
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The days of sweet love and laughter have taken a pass, I really miss those days , you pain in the ass! |
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oh your very good at this blue |
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I think I might have stumbled upon a new career lol |
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I so loved you way back when, But not anymore, I'm in love with your friend. |
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I love the way you are so attentive, Too bad you're also anal retentive |
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