ALPHABETS FOR SENIORS

A for arthritis,
B for bad back,
C is for chest pains. Perhaps cardiac?



D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight--can't read that top line.



F is for fissures and fluid retention
G is for gas (which I'd rather not mention)
H for high blood pressure (I'd rather have low)
I for incisions with scars you can show.



J is for joints, that now fail to flex



K is for my knees that crack when they're bent
L for libido--what happened to sex?
M is for memory that ain't worth a cent



N for neurosis, pinched nerves and stiff neck
O is for osteo - all the bones that don't grow
P for prescriptions, I have quite a few
Give me another pill; I'll be good as new!



Q is for queasiness. Fatal or flu?
R is for reflux--one meal turns into two



S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears
T for tendinitis--I hear bells in my ears
U is for urinary: difficulties with flow
V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy", you know.
W is worry-NOW what's going 'round?
X is for X ray--and what might be found.



Y for another year I've left behind
Z is for zest that I still have my mind,
I've survived all the symptoms my body's deployed,
And kept twenty-six doctors gainfully employed!!!



PEACE, HEALTH AND HAPPINESS
WHATEVER YOUR AGE!