| 1 | | I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. |
| | 2 | | Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. |
| | 3 | | Aren't you the guy from the Village People? |
| | 4 | | Hey, you must've been doing' about 125 mph to keep up with me! |
| | 5 | | Are you Andy or Barney? |
| | 6 | | I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. |
| | 7 | | You're not gonna check the trunk are you? |
| | 8 | | I pay your salary! |
| | 9 | | Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning too! |
| | 10 | | Do you know why you pulled me over?
Okay, just so one of us does. |
| | 11 | | I was trying to keep up with traffic.
Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. |
| | 12 | | When the Officer says "Son, Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?"
You probably shouldn't respond with,
"Officer, your eyes looked glazed, have you been eating donuts? |
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