Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing
is solved and it only makes you walk funny.
-Kathryn Carpenter

Too much of a good thing...can be wonderful.
-Mae West

Everyone's entitled to my opinion.
-Madonna

If you don't have anything nice to
say about anyone....come sit by me.
-Alice Longworth

It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long
as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses.
-Mrs. Patrick Campbell

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time.
-Marilyn Monroe

I think...therefore I'm single.
-Liz Winston

When faced with a decision always ask
"What would be the most fun?"
-Peggy Walker

I never know how much of what I say is true.
-Bette Midler

What you eat standing up doesn't count.
-Beth Barnes

The trouble with being in the rat race is
that even if you win...you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin

If you're all wrapped up in yourself,
you are overdressed.
-Kate Halverson

Housework can't kill you, but why take the chance?
-Phyllis Diller