Never eat more than you can lift. -Miss Piggy Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it only makes you walk funny. -Kathryn Carpenter Too much of a good thing...can be wonderful. -Mae West Everyone's entitled to my opinion. -Madonna If you don't have anything nice to say about anyone....come sit by me. -Alice Longworth It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses. -Mrs. Patrick Campbell I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time. -Marilyn Monroe I think...therefore I'm single. -Liz Winston When faced with a decision always ask "What would be the most fun?" -Peggy Walker I never know how much of what I say is true. -Bette Midler What you eat standing up doesn't count. -Beth Barnes The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win...you're still a rat. -Lily Tomlin If you're all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed. -Kate Halverson Housework can't kill you, but why take the chance? -Phyllis Diller
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