 | There was a Preacher whose wife
was expecting a baby. The
Preacher went to the congregation
and asked for a raise. After much
consideration and discussion, they
passed a rule that whenever the
preacher's family expanded,
so would his paycheck.
| | | After five or six children, this started to get expensive and the
congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the
preacher's pay. There was much yelling and bickering about how
much the preacher's additional children were costing the church.
|  | | | Finally, the preacher got up and
spoke to the crowd and said...
"HAVING CHILDREN IS AN ACT OF GOD!"
|  | | | In the back of the room, a little old man stood up!!
In his frail voice said...
"SNOW AND RAIN ARE ALSO ACTS OF GOD,
BUT WHEN WE GET TOO MUCH, WE WEAR RUBBERS."
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