***** This is the ABSOLUTE best recipe for fruitcake. 1 cup water - 1tsp baking soda - 1 cup sugar 1 tsp salt - 4 Large eggs - 1 cup brown sugar - 2 cups dried fruit - a few Drops lemon juice - 1 cup nuts and 1 gallon whiskey 0-Sample the whiskey to check quality 1-Take a large bowl 2-check the whiskey again to make sure it is of the highest Quality 3-pour 1 level cup and drink 4-repeat 5-turn electric mixer, beat 1 cup butter in a large fluffy Bowl 6-add 1 tsp sugar and beat again 7-make sure whiskey is still ok, try another cup 8-turn off the mixer 9-break 2 legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of Dried fruit 10-mix on the turner 11-if the dried fruit gets stuck in the beaters, pry it loose With a drewscriver 12-sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity 13-next,sift 2 cups salt, or something, who cares 14-check the whiskey 15-now, sift the lemon juice and strain the nuts 16-add 1 tbs sugar or something, whatever you can find 17-grease the oven 18-turn on the cake pan to 350 degrees 19-don't forget to beat off the turner 20-throw the bowl out the window 21-check the whiskey 22-go to bed.....who the heck likes fruitcake anyway?   Background tiles are from www.grsites.com and Graphics-4-U Assembled by ξтєяпаІ♥♥Сяєатіөиѕ. Oct. 2006