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From: Diane Zee  in response to Message 1Sent: 1/30/2009 3:36 AM
Notice the large print so we can see to read them without our bi/tri-focals! 
 
Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with newly lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.
 
 
They include:

Bobby Darin ---

Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.


Herman's Hermits ---

Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker  


Ringo Starr ---

I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.



The Bee Gees -- -

How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.


Roberta Flack---

The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.


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Johnny Nash ---
I Can't See Clearly Now.


Paul Simon---
 
Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver


The Commodores ---

Once, Twice, Three
Times to the Bathroom.

Marvin Gaye ---

Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.


Procol Harem

A Whiter Shade of Hair.


Leo Sayer ---

You Make Me Feel Like Napping.


The Temptations
---
Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.


Abba---

Denture Queen.


T
ony Orlando ---
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

 
 
Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
 
 


 
 
Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.
 
 
And Last but NOT least:
 
 
Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again


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