Regular Text = Talking out loud
Bold Text= Confessional(nobody else can hear them)

 

*Zoe and Tara are in the confessional together

 

 

 

 

 

*Tara and Zoe sneak away from the confessional

 

Jackie: It's so obvious that they have an alliance

 

Scarlett: So maybe we should form an alliance..you know me, you and Dave

 

Jackie: But we have to make sure nobody finds out

 

*Steph bursts out of the closet sweating very hard. She acts as if nothing is wrong and runs off in her bra and panties. A man wearing just boxers runs by holding his clothes*

 

*Jackie and Scarlett stare at each other*

 

Jackie: ......lets go talk to Dave about the alliance

 

 

*mean teams guys room*

 

Ryan: I got a text message from Michael Jordan!

 

Jason: Something you dont hear everyday

 

Ryan: It says "meet me in the main room in an hour"

 

Jason: Who has missions in their own house?

 

Ryan: I dont know but lets go tell the others

 

*they meet in the main room an hour later*

 

Michael: Welcome to your second mission, "Spelling Bee"

 

 

 

Michael: The name speaks for itself. Its not a physical mission, its a simple spelling bee. You are eliminated if you spell a word wrong at any time. The last person remaining on each time wins a lifesaver. If there are more than one person from a team left at the end after the mission has been won then that team will continue until there is only one player left so a lifesaver can be distributed. I will just call on you in a random order and give you the word once...no repeats. Lets get started

 

First up is Brandon. Brandon your word is regurgitate

 

Brandon: What the fuck am I getting myself in to?

 

Brandon: r-e-g-u-r-g-i-t-a-t-e

 

Michael: Tim, your word is disciple

 

Tim: d-i-s-s-i-p-l-e

 

Michael: Thats wrong, youve been eliminated

 

Tim: So much for the lifesaver

 

Michael: Ryan, your word is scoundrel

 

Ryan: s-c-o-u-n-d-r-e-l

 

Michael: Scott your word is egg

 

 

Scott: e-g-g

 

Michael: Good...that was a toughie

 

*The entire mean team stares blankly at him*

 

Michael: Zie, your word is indices

 

Zie: i-n-d-i-c-e-s

 

Michael: Zoe your word is macaroni

 

Zoe: m-a-c-a-r-o-n-i

 

Michael: Mikey your word is scrumptious

 

Mikey: s-c-r-u-m-p-s-c-i-o-u-s

 

Michael: Wrong, youre eliminated

 

 

Michael: Stevie your word is coalition

 

Stevie: c-o-a-l-i-t-i-o-n

 

Michael: Jason your word is mademoiselle

 

Jason: m-a-d-e-m....yeah im done

 

Michael: Youre done. Jared, your word is hydrolysis

 

Jared: h-y-d-r-o-l-o-s-i-s

 

Michael: Wrong, youre done. Matt your word is implicit

 

Matt: i-m-p-l-i-s-i-t

 

Michael: Thats wrong

 

 

Michael: Scarlett, your word is exterior

 

 

Scarlett: e-x-t-e-r-i-o-r

 

Michael: Stephanie your word is disease

 

 

Steph: d-i-s-e-a-s-e

 

Michael: Kelli your word is locust

 

Kelli: could you repeat that?

 

Michael: I said at the beginning no repeats

 

Kelli: But I dont think I understood what you said

 

Michael: Tick Tock!

Kelli: What an asshole!!

 

Kelli: l-o-c-i-...

 

Michael: HAHA, THATS WRONG!!

 

Kelli: Michael Jordan doesnt like me

 

Michael: Jai your word is stupid

 

Jai: Whats the word?

 

Michael: Stupid

 

Jai: Thats great but whats the word?

 

Michael: ITS STUPID!

 

Jai: This has been established!!

 

Michael: Times up, youre done!

 

Jai: I didnt even get my word!

 

Michael: It was stupid!

 

Jai: SO IVE HEARD!!

 

Michael: Tara your word is professional

 

Tara: p-r-o-f-e-s-i-...wait I forget another s! hold on!

 

Michael: Sorry thats wrong

 

 

Michael: Dawn your word is bimbo

 

Dawn: Are you implying something?

 

Michael: No..

 

Dawn: ILL MAKE YOU MY BITCH!!!!!!!!!

 

Michael: Thats wrong! Jackie your word is citrus

 

Jackie: s...

 

Michael: WRONG!

 

Jackie: Somebody wants this mission to be over fast

 

Michael: And lastly we have Krystal. Your word is antidisastablishmentnterianism

 

Krystal: .............

 

Michael: WRONG!!

 

Scarlett: This is a sexist game!

 

Michael: Moving on to round 2 is Scott, everybody clap

 

*everybody claps*

 

Michael: And Stevie, Ryan, Zoe, Zie, Stephanie & Scarlett. Scarlett youre up first your word is

 

Scarlett: Let me guess it's going to be hard just so I lose?

 

Michael: Well it was going to be cat, but now I think its going to be catisidiarchiseborsubial

 

Scarlett: c-a-

 

Michael: Just give up now

 

Scarlett: Fine

 

Michael: Ryan your word is club sandwich

 

Ryan: c-l-u-b-s-a-n-d-w-i-c-h

 

Michael: Terribly sorry but you forgot a space, so thats wrong. Scott your word is egg

 

Scott: e-g-..i wanna say g?

 

Michael: Correct! round of applause people

 

*Stevie, Jason, and Kelli clap*

 

Michael: Zie your word is wrong

 

Zie: But I didnt get to spell yet?

 

Michael: I know its wrong

 

Zie: I didnt even spell yet!!

 

Michael: im sorry thats incorrect

 

Zie: i-n-c-o-r-r-e-c-t

 

Michael: THE WORD WAS WRONG!!

 

Zie: I spelled it right!

 

*Michael takes off his shoe and throws it at Zie*

 

Michael: Zoe your word is fragile

 

Zoe: f-r-a-g-i-l-e

 

Michael: Nope im sorry to be a downer but thats wrong

 

*the nice team begins to complain*

 

*all of the sudden Michael Jordan runs into the room with a gag over his mouth and clotheslines Michael Jordan down and begins to beat him senseless then throws him down the stairs. He then rips off the gag*

 

Michael: I'd like to apologize. That was an imposter. He was trying to get into KSCWE by sucking up to Scott so he gagged me and tied me up but luckily I got myself out of the situation

 

*everybody stares blankly into space*

 

Michael: Zoe thats right. Stevie your word is chlostrophobic

 

Stevie: c-o-l-o

 

Michael: Thats wrong. Steph your word is sluttiest

 

Steph: s-l-u-t-t-i-e-s-t

 

Michael: Correct..Round 3 we have Scott, Zoe & Stephanie. Zoe will start things off. Zoe the word is insubordinate

 

Zoe: i-n-s-u-b-o-r-d-i-n-a-t

 

Michael: Wrong because you forgot the "e" at the end. Stephanie your word is virgin

 

Steph: v-u-r-j-e-n

 

Michael: Im sorry thats wrong

 

Scott: It figures Steph can spell disease and sluttiest but when it comes to being a virgin, she hasnt been one since she was like 10

 

Michael: That means the nice team wins once again giving them 20,000$ and 0 for the mean team. Meet me in 2 hours for the Inferno!