Episode Five
Regular Text = Talking out loud
Bold Text= Confessional(nobody else can hear them)
Jackie: Since we all survived the first eliminations we decide to go out clubbing!
*shows them all arriving at the club*
Scott: It's kind of funny watching some of these kids at the club. They're all underaged and you know something is gonna happen
*shows Jared drinking a lot*
*shows Dave and Jackie grinding*
Ryan: Jackie thinks she can get to me by screwing with Dave but I'm gonna get both of them...when they least expect it
*shows Jared intoxicated on the floor*
Tara: Me and Scarlett decided to take Jared home after he was drinking way to much because he could barely stand up
*they lay Jared in his bed as he falls asleep right away*
*Jared then "wakes up" as Scarlett and Tara are wearing lingerie sitting at the end of his bed*
Scarlett: Oh Jared...you're so sexy
Tara: Yeah you big, strong man
Scarlett: Watch this sweetie
*Tara and Scarlett begin to kiss*
Jared: Woo, keep going!
Scarlett: TARA SPANK MY ASS BITCH!
*Tara spanks Scarlett*
Jared: This is like a porno and its great because I'm involved in it!
Scarlett: Oh sorry Jared did you wanna get involved?
Scarlett crawls over to Jared and gets on top of him. Tara then slides under the covers next to Jared*
Tara: Come on Jared you look hot in all that clothing, why dont you slip out of it?
*Tara slips Jared's shirt off*
Scarlett: Tara youre burning up, why not lose some of that clothing?
*Scarlett takes Tara's panties off as Jared wakes up for real sweating heavily. He stares at Tara and Scarlett*
Jared: Hey girls...last night was awesome huh?
Tara: Not really...we had to leave early so you dont kill yourself
Jared: Fine deny it...you know you had a great time
*Jared gets up and his bed is soaking wet*
Scarlett: Ok thats gross
*Stevie walks by*
Stevie: I dont even wanna know what Jared dreams about
*Jared walks into the kitchen where Scott is talking to Jason*
Jared: The King is here
Scott: What are you talking about?
Jared: Lets just say...well you were having an awful time with Steph I was upstairs with not one, but two girls
*Scott stares at Jason*
Jared: Pass the orange juice to the man
*Scott and Jason leave the room*
*Dave gets a text message*
Dave: Somebody tell Michael Jordan to stop flirting with me! He always sends them to me
Mikey: Well whats it say genious
Dave: It says meet me in the field in an hour
Mikey: Dude...I am going to own at this mission
Dave: Mikey needs help. And I may be able to help because I was a nurse
*the teams meet in a huge open field in an hour*
Michael: Welcome to your 5th mission...Unfortunately Im going to my aunt Agatha's house for brunch so I will not be the host for this mission...I will however be back for the votes later...so wait here for your new host
Jai: I wonder who the new host will be?
*Celine Dion walks by*
Jason: YAY!!! I'M SO HAPPY YOU CHANGED YOUR MIND AND DECIDED TO HOST THE INFERNO CELINE I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!
Celine: Where is my concert at? I dont get paid enough for this job
*Celine walks off*
*everybody comforts Jason*
*some random overweight man walks in front of them*
Zoe: The Celine concert isnt here
Man: I'm not here for the Celine concert...I'm here for the Inferno?
Zoe: Oh....I think thats a few blocks down from here
Man: Oh, I are you sure?
Zoe: Oh wait no...this is the Inferno
*cheers from everybody*
Man: Hehooooooooooo, I'm Milaskan Von Dubious
Ryan: Are you?
Milaskan: And I'm the voice of Patrick on Spongebob
Brandon: No you're not...
Milaskan: ....Yes....yes I am.....lets get started
Brandon: That douche wouldnt last a minute down south!
Milaskan: Todays mission is called "Capture the Flag"
Zie: I wonder what we're gonna do!
Milaskan: For those of you thinking "how complicated does this sound" "why did my wife leave me" "why dont I have a job" "why am I doing this" "I dont even like Spongebob" "Patrick is such a bad character
*stares from the 18 remaining players*
Milaskan: basically you capture the other persons flag and bring it back to your side. If you get tagged you go to jail...you can free anybody in the jail but only one at a time. If all but one member of a team is in jail then there is a 30 second timer and if the last member can last 30 seconds protecting the flag then there is a jailbreak allowed in which all members of the team are allowed to leave the jail but you can be tagged again before reaching your side
*both teams go to their sides*
Krystal: We have Steph on our team....that slut....but it will help us win because everybody will be afraid to touch her
Milaskan: Ready.......................GO!
*there is no movement*
Stevie: Clearly everybody is afraid to make the first move
*Stevie runs on the mean teams side and avoids being tagged by Krystal but runs right into Zie and gets tagged*
Stevie: I tried
Kelli: Stevie, IM COMING TO GET YOU!!
*Kelli runs on to the mean teams side and shoulder blocks Zie down and then dodges Brandon but gets tagged by Mikey*
Mikey: Dude...I own you
Kelli: I'm not a dude
Stevie: Mikey is going to die when I get out of here
*Steph runs on to the mean teams side and runs right towards Scott as Scott runs away from her*
Jared: Scott youre supposed to tag her!
Scott: You try tagging her!
Jared: I will...because I'm a ladies man
*Scarlett and Tara glare at him*
*Jared tags Steph as she jumps on top of him*
Milaskan: Steph you have to go to jail
Steph: Ohhh...handcuffs. Kind of kinky dont you think?
*Steph is thrown in jail by Milaskan*
*Dave runs to try to tag Stevie but is tagged by Brandon*
Brandon: Hahahahhahahahha
Dave: Are you finished yet?
Brandon: Damn bastard wouldnt last a minute down south!
Zoe: HEY TARA!
Tara: WHAT ZOE!
Zoe: I THINK KRYSTAL'S AFRAID TO COME ON OUR SIDE
Krystal: What?! I am not!
*Krystal walks on to the mean teams side and gets tagged by Scarlett*
Krystal: Oh I hope you like fleas!
*Krystal casts a spell on Zoe and Tara but nothing happens*
*Zoe and Tara laugh*
Krystal: We'll see who gets the last laugh!
*a lightning bolt hits Krystal as she sadistically laughs*
Zoe and Tara: .....
*Jackie gets tagged by Jai*
*Jai though in the process walks on to the nice teams side and gets tagged by Jared*
Milaskan: You guys may now have a team meeting where neither team may go on the other teams side..everybody in jail stay still
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