Episode Eight
Regular Text = Talking out loud
Bold Text= Confessional(nobody else can hear them)
Steph: I need to get myself some action well I'm here. It's boring watching all these fine men walk by me, I WANT TO SLEEP WITH THEM!! And my main target is Scott...he's my favorite piece of meat. I will get to him by the end of this challenge. But for now I'm up for screwing anything that has a penis
*Dave walks by the confessional room*
Steph: Excuse me for a moment
*Steph approaches Dave*
Steph: YOU IN THE "I <3 ENGLAND" SHIRT!!
Dave: Who me?
Steph: Yes you
Dave: What do you want?
Steph: Would you mind dropping your slacks?
Dave: Well...alright Im overdue for my blowjob anywho
*Dave drops his pants*
Steph: Okay nevermind...
Dave: What?
Steph: Im looking for a real man. A "big" man
Dave: And whats wrong with me
Steph: I dont have a microscope!
Dave: Well Jackie, Zie, and Jai seem to be satisfied
Steph: They're into the whole PG-13 relationships. As for me Im XXX all the way. I need sex, and I need it now!!
Dave: You're such a whore
Steph: You're the whore, WHORE!
Dave: You bitch!!
*Dave slaps Steph*
Steph: Slut!
*Steph slaps Dave back*
Dave: You're the slut, SLUT!
*the pattern continues for a good 30 minutes*
Scott: Hey, whats going on in here!!
Steph: Oh nothing Scotty. And might I say you're looking great in that bathing suit
Scott: Oh...um...thanks. I'm gonna go now...
Steph: Wait! Before you go there's something I have to show you
Scott: What is it?
Steph: Come closer
Scott: I'm not sure I want to
Steph: Just for a second
*Scott goes a little bit closer*
Steph: Oh come on!
*Scott turns around then Steph jumps on his back and begins to ride him well spanking him. Scott freaks out and launches Stephanie out the second story window. He then sprays himself with disinfectant*
Scott: Why do all the psychos like me!
*Scott storms out of the room*
*Jai walks into the room and sees Dave with his pants still pulled down. Jai winks at him*
*back in the nice girls room*
Tara: Zoe I dont wanna go home today!! Im having a fun time
Zoe: Well I think we should get you the Lifesaver. That way we can send Kelli in again and she'll win
Tara: I dont wanna go home. I have nothing better to do because if I go home Zoe will be here!!
Zoe: If I win it, I'll step in for you
Tara: You would do that for me?
Zoe: Of course
*Jason pokes his head out from under the covers*
Jason: Zoe....are you coming back in?
Zoe: Um.....what are you doing there?
*Tara just looks at Jason then leaves*
*Ryan gets a text message*
Ryan*reading aloud*: Hey you sexy bitch, whats up? I wanna grind with you until my body gets weak. Thats right, thats right insert your.....stop Steph! Im sending the text message! Sorry about that Steph just came into the room and stole my...oh you could care less. Anyways meet me in the nearby studio in an hour. It will be a fun mission
Ryan: I bet it will be fun
Brandon: Do you think we get to beat up foreigners
Ryan: ...No
Brandon: Damn
*the teams arrive at the studio*
Michael: Welcome guys to your 8th mission...today you will each have to fake an orgasm and whoever sounds the most realistic wins
*everybody stares at Michael*
*Steph begins to practice*
Steph: Hey Michael hows this!
*Steph is about to start*
Michael: NO, I was just kidding....please dont. Todays mission is called "What sex am I?"
Steph: Did you say sex?
Michael: You will each have to dress up as a member of the opposite sex using the clothes and wigs and everything else provided. Your goal is to trick the audience. They will vote on each person whether you are a guy or a girl in actuality. If you are a guy you want people to believe you are a woman and vice versa.
Dave: Yay this mission sounds fun!
Brandon: Queer wouldnt last a minute down south!
Michael: You may now go in to your team closets. You will be able to pick everything else out yourself. And by the way at the end of the mission we will add everybodys percents up and the highest number wins. Also since there are 9 mean members and 8 nice members, one mean member wont compete. You guys can decide on your own. Finally the person who tricks the biggest percentage of the audience wins
*all the guys on the mean team argue*
Ryan: I'm not pretending to be a lady in front of all these people
Jason: Hell no, Im not doing it
Mikey: I definately wouldnt own at this mission
Matt: Fuck
Brandon: No way in hell I'm dressing up as a woman
Jason: Let the girls decide...whose sitting out?
*the girls huddle and dont let Steph into the huddle*
Zie: Brandon
Matt: What the fuck??!
Zie: Its simple..Brandon would be least likely to pass as a girl
Brandon: HAHAHAHAHA Douchebags!!
Michael: Everybody start getting ready
*Nice closet*
*Dave puts on a white dress and make up. Then puts on a black wig*
Stevie: The sad part is Dave is probably enjoying this
*Dave puts on high heels and paints his nails*
Michael: Alright...models lets get ready. I have the order right here so just go out there and they have 15 seconds to decide. You will see how much percent you trick then you can tell the audience. Ready go!
*Dave goes out on the stage and struts around then spanks himself*
*31% of the audience believes its a woman*
Dave: IM A MAN!!
Brandon: I think thats what he would like to believe
*Stevie comes out wearing an orange halter top with fake breasts and white highpants with tall sandals*
Stevie: That was by far the most embarrasing moment of my life
*11% of the audience believes its a woman*
Stevie: .....yeah youre wrong
*Jai comes out in bikers outfit and helmet*
*23% of the audience believes its a man*
Jai: Haha, Im a girl!!
*Jackie comes out wearing a sweatsuit but her breasts are noticible*
Jackie: Oops...i forgot I had boobs
*2% of the audience belives its a man*
Jackie: Whoops...hey you guys make sure you hide your breasts
Tara: How the hell do we do that?
Scarlett: I have the perfect idea!
*Scarlett comes out in a dress but walks like a man*
Scarlett: I figured that since girls have a hard time dressing up like and hiding it I thought I would just go out as myself and try acting like a man*
*Scarlett scratches her ass*
*51% of the audience belives its a man*
*the nice team congratulates her*
Scarlett: I thought it would work
*Jason comes out wearing a light purple dress and a long red wig and walks out in shame*
*10% of the audience believes its a woman*
Jason: Whatever I could care less about this mission
*Ryan walks out wearing a yellow sundress with a brown wig and a flower in his hair*
*28% of the audience belives its a woman*
Ryan: Im not exactly proud that these people thought I was a woman but at least I got a good score
*Mikey comes out wearing a pink tank top and booty shorts*
Man in audience: Look at those legs!
*you can see mikey's leg hair*
Mikey*said in regular voice*: I own you all!!!
*0% of audience belives its a woman*
Mikey: Dude you all suck!!
Man in audience: You wanna say that to my face, punk?
Mikey: Bring it on!
*Mikey kicks off his high heels and walks into the audience then sucker punches the man in the mouth. He then locks him in the Sharpshooter*
Mikey: I..
*the man screams*
Mikey: OWN..
*the man screams louder*
Mikey: YOU!!
*Mikey breaks the mans legs off*
Michael: We will now take a quick intermission as Mikey goes to jail
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