Episode Nine
Regular Text = Talking out loud
Bold Text= Confessional(nobody else can hear them)
*Zoe is seen walking around in a shirt that says "Where's Tara?"*
Zoe: I can not believe Tara is gone! Damn the mean team!
Jason: Zo, you're gonna have to move on
Zoe: She was my best friend!
Jason: I'm sorry we just didn't want to lose a player
Zoe: So you got rid of Tara?!?
Jason: It wasn't up to me, it was..
*Zoe shoves Jason into the pool with all his clothes on*
Zoe: I will start a petition for getting Tara back on the show!
*Zoe approaches Kelli who is cutting Stevie's hair*
Zoe: Kelli will you please sign my petition to get Tara back on the show?
Kelli: Kelli is at work right now
Zoe: But dont you want Tara back?
Kelli: Kelli doesn't really care
Zoe: Stevie?
Stevie: I'm getting my hair cut right now, were you saying something?
*Zoe grabs Kelli's clippers and rips them out of the wall and throws them to the outside as they hit Jason in the head knocking him back into the pool*
Zoe: I will make all the people that got rid of Tara pay!
*in the mean girls room*
Jai: I cant believe I survived the first 2 eliminations!
Zie: I know I hope I make it to the end
Jai: Well I think its so obvious we have to get rid of Steph because if shes there, I dont think I wanna be there
*Steph walks into the room*
Steph: Ladies...have you seen any good looking men lately?
Zie: No....why are you such a slut?
Steph: A slut? Just because I get more action then the two of you combined doesnt make me a slut
Jai: Do you realize how many STDs you even have?
Steph: Not that many
Jai: You have 4 hundred and friggen 17 thats gotta be some kind of record
Steph: Like I said....JEALOUS!
Zie: You are such a ho!
Steph: Haha, ok I cant be in the same room with you too I dont wanna catch any diseases
*Zie and Jai stare at Steph*
*Steph goes into the shower where Ryan is showering*
Steph: So I heard that you were having some relationship problems with...Janice? Was that her name?
Ryan: Actually it was Jackie...and we're fine now. So you can leave me alone
Steph: You know some people tell me I am a natural born problem solver...I can solve any problems that you may have
Ryan: Dont have any...goodbye
*Steph removes her shirt*
Steph: ANY problems you may have
Ryan: You are really creepy
Steph: I'm just looking for a good time
*Steph enters the shower as Ryan grabs a towel*
Ryan: Stay far away from me
Steph: Whats wrong? You look a little tense
*Steph begins to massage Ryan*
*Ryan kicks Steph in the face and leaves the shower*
*Ryan walks into the room where Jai and Zie were talking*
Ryan: That slut has tried hooking up with every single guy in this house
*Jai then gets a text message*
Jai: REOWWW REOWWW Alert Alert! Report to the mission in exactly 384 seconds!
Jai: Oh...thats weird?
*the team arrives at the mission*
Michael: I hope that you guys like the sound of sirens and water?
Jackie: No?
Michael: Who asked you! Anyways in todays mission you will all get to experience being fire fighters. Todays mission is called "The Fire engine saved the burning house as the house was engulfed in flames and continued to..."
Scarlett: What do we have to do?
Michael: Oh right sorry. You will each have to man a fire company. Your numbers have been given out and they will call you once needed. Your goal is to put the most fires out. Here's the deal...each fire both of you will be called but you can only have the chance to put the fire out if you arrive there first. It is given to the first group that arrives in front of the house and honks the horn. You must completely put the fire out. It is the best out of 5 fires. By the way keep in mind you are trying to save peoples lives
Kelli: They could not have come up with a worse idea for a mission. People's lives could be in danger and we're in a competition to save them. It's completely stupid
Michael: Everybody get into uniform
*they put on their fire uniforms and wait at the station*
Jackie: This is so boring...I wanna put out a fire
Kelli: You do realize what you just said?
Jackie: Maybe I like helping people
Kelli: Maybe you're an ugly bitch
Jackie: Kelli is such a bitch I can not stand her
*The phones both ring*
*Dave answers it*
Dave: Like oh mah god! Fire! Im English
*the nice team escapes down the poll*
Krystal: Hello? Oh alright
*Krystal hangs up*
Matt: What the fuck did they fucking say?
Krystal: Hmmm...I cant remember? ........OH YEAH! FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!
*the mean team all goes down the poll and crashes into each other on the way down. Steph sexually rides the pole down*
Steph: Oh yeah, OH YEAH!!
Jason: Get in the freakin truck!
*Jason floors the firetruck and Steph falls off the back*
Jason: Shit!
*Jason backs up right into Steph knocking her out*
Jason: Get her and lets go!!
*Zie and Krystal throw her into the back of the truck and Jason goes 85 down the street almost killing 47 people*
*the nice team arrives at the fire*
Michael: The nice team gets this one!
*the nice team jumps out of the truck and begins to spray the fire*
Lady: My cat is inside!
Scott: I'll get her!
*Scott goes into the house and begins to cough*
Scott: Here kitty, kitty
*A bobcat comes out of the closet*
Scott: Holy shit!!
*The bobcat stares at Scott*
Scott: ...Nice kitty
*Kelli runs into the house and jumps on the bobcat and the two begin to wrestle as Kelli rides the bobcat out of the house*
Scott: Alright then
*Scott and Kelli exit the house as Dave, Jackie, and Stevie use the big house and Scarlett and Zoe are using smaller hoses*
Lady: Ohh...my 134 year old great aunt is in there too
Scott: Think you could have mentioned them before??
*Scott and Kelli rush back into the house*
Kelli: Here grandma, here
Scott: Kelli, People dont respond to cat calls
Old Lady: Meow, Meow
Scott: Im just gonna stop talking...you take care of it
Kelli: Where are you??
*the old lady begins to hiss*
Kelli: I really can not do this
*Kelli takes out some meow mix and the old lady comes running up to Kelli*
Kelli: Okay lets go
*the old lady purrs*
*Kelli picks her up and brings her out*
Old Lady: Meow
Kelli: Oh shut up!
*Kelli and Scott grab a hose and they begin to spray the house until it finally goes out*
Michael: Congratulations to the nice team who has stopped 1 out of the 5 fires
*the phones both ring but the nice team cant get to it in time*
Mikey: Hello...mhmmm...yep...I own you...alright...sure...okay...bye
*Blank stares*
Mikey: Steph your crabs have spread into the white house......no im just kidding. There's a fire!
*the mean team speeds away with the nice team far behind*
*they arrive at the next fire which is a forest fire*
Brandon: Lets go!
*The team grabs hoses and begin to spray the fire*
Krystal: Oh this is rediculous!
*Krystal walks into the middle of the flame as the teams continue spraying*
Ryan: What in the blue hell is she doing?
Krystal: Meinu morbif con godfarski gol defward vac il ubitre se lupidion
*the fire goes out*
Matt: What. The. Fuck.
Michael: Im sorry krystal there are no spells used during this mission. Please relight the fire
Krystal: Damn!
*Krystal relights the fire*
Mikey: Was there any need to make it so big?
Krystal: Just put it out before I light you on fire!
*eventually the team puts the fire out*
Michael: Thats one for the mean team!
*15 minutes go by*
Steph: Does this outfit make me look fat?
*Steph is only wearing the firehat...nothing else*
Zie: I really just cant even look at you. You disgust me
Steph: Please stop talking slut
Zie: YOU THINK IM A SLUT?!
Steph: Shut up whore!
*the phone rings as Brandon answers it*
Brandon: Yeah I know...ill be right there
*brandon and Jason get in the truck and drive away*
Jason: Shouldnt we wait for the rest of our team?
Brandon: Hell naw...its the first truck to the fire, right?
Jason: I guess
Jai: Wow they left us here
*the nice team begins to drive away as the 7 remaining members of the mean team jump on the back of the truck*
Dave: Hey! This is our truck
Mikey: And you're a prick
*Mikey throws Dave from the truck*
Mikey: Hahaha I own him!
*Kelli kicks Mikey off the truck and he hits the sidewalk hard*
Jai: You bitch!
*Jai slaps Kelli*
*Kelli spears Jai and the two of them fall off the truck*
Jackie: You wanna go Zie?
Zie: Bring it!
*Jackie pushes Zie off*
Jackie: Haha
*Krystal pushes Jackie off*
Scarlett: Hey thats my friend you just pushed!
Krystal: Something you have to say Scarface?
*Scarlett jumps on Krystal who falls off causing both of them to hit the ground*
Scott: Matt you might as well just fall
Matt: Fuck no, Im not...
*Matt falls on his own*
Ryan: Gonna hit me Stevie?
*Dave pulls Ryan down*
Ryan: Dont touch me!
Dave: I'm a nurse Ryan! I'll take care of your wounds
Ryan: Everybody needs to leave me alone
Krystal: Come on, gonna hit me Stevie?
*Krystal then closes her eyes and suddenly Scott and Stevie are on the ground*
Stevie: I dont even wanna know what just happpened
*Krystal is laughing so hard that she falls off*
*Steph sees Scott on the ground*
Steph: Scott?! ARE YOU OKAY???!
*Steph jumps onto the street as Scott gets up and runs away*
*Zoe is driving the truck as she drives right into Jason*
Zoe: Oops, sorry hun!
*Brandon is already at the next fire and it is a.......candle*
Brandon: Whats the catch?
Michael: There is none. We didnt say what type of fire
*Brandon gives Michael the people's eyebrow then blows out the candle*
Michael: Thats two for the mean team
*everybody is on the street bleeding and/or bruised except for Brandon and Zoe*
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