Episode Ten
Regular Text = Talking out loud
Bold Text= Confessional(nobody else can hear them)
Steph: Today could be the last day that Scott or Matt is here. And I want to fuck both of them! 
but in the mean time there's still a few guys I havent tried to get with that might want some of this
*shows Steph stalking Mikey as he brushes his teeth*
Mikey*talking to himself*: I completely own this toothbrush. And this sink!
Steph: He seems lonely...so maybe I should approach him
*Steph comes up behind Mikey G*
Mikey*to himself*: Is something...tickling my armpit?
*Mikey turns around and screams*
Mikey: Who do you think you are sneaking up on the master of the g's like that?
Steph: I just thought I could........screw you?
Mikey: You wanna get with the G Spot?
Steph: Yes, please
Mikey: Do you realize I own you
Steph: I would let you own me
Mikey: Sorry but I've got some work to do
*Mikey cockily walks away*
Steph: Drat! So close!
*Steph sees Jason still asleep*
Steph: Ohhhhhh, after Zoe hit him with the truck and they got into a fight he's probably just craving some milk and pie
*Steph sneaks into Jason's bed*
Jason*half asleep*: Oh Zoe...i dont wanna fight with you, Im sorry
Steph: Its quite alright..and correct me if Im wrong but I heard you were the milk and pie man
*Jason fully awakes*
Jason: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*Jason jumps out of the bed*
Steph: Was I being too forward?
Jason: Get theeee hellllll out of my room!
Steph: Do you know what you're missing out on!
Jason: Crabs, herpes, gonorhhea...
Steph: You're just jealous because Zoe doesn't give you the sex I do!
Jason: Leave!
Steph: You'll be sorry!!!!
*Steph leaves the room*
Steph: That didnt go as planned. Lets see. Brandon, Ryan, Scott, Matt, Dave, Mikey, Jason....a hahhhhh
*Steph sneaks into Stevie's room where he is getting dressed*
Steph: I dont mean to interrupt but...
*Kelli comes out of Stevie's bed*
Kelli: Oh no. You can chase every single guy in the house around but you dont go near Stevie...got it
Steph: I think we should let Stevie decide
Kelli: ......okay?
Stevie: I pick Steph
Kelli: WHAT?!
Stevie: I'm just kidding. I wouldnt go near that piece of trash
Steph: Are you saying I'm dirty?
*Steph runs at Stevie but Kelli trips her and she falls out the window*
*After hitting the pool which is convieniently there Steph sheds her clothes and then begins to walk about until she gets a text message*
"come meet me on top of the hill in an hour or so. happy humping- michael"
Steph: I think I'm in love
*Tim comes out of the porter potty*
Tim: Having bad luck?
Steph: It's just that nobody understands me!
Tim: I understand you. But see me...I dont get much action myself
Steph: No, ...you?
Tim: Shocking I know. You would think I was a pimp
Steph: Indeed I do...but what are you doing here?
Tim: I never left. I was always watching you from the closet...then I came out of the closet just now
Steph: You came out of the closet?
Tim: Yes I had been hiding in the closet all that time but now I'm finally coming out to you!
Steph: Damnit! I thought out of all guys you would be the one I could score with!
Tim: You can!
Steph: I only do straight guys!
*Steph storms away angrily*
Tim: After all that hiding in the closet I finally had the courage to come out to you! I thought you would understand
*Tim turns around to see Scott and Brandon staring at him*
Scott: What the hell are you talking about?
Tim: I never left....I had been hiding in the closet than just now I came out
Brandon: What the hell? I knew you were a fairy all along
Tim: No, youre misunderstanding me. I was in Steph's close...
Scott: Just leave
*Tim walks away with his head down*
Brandon: I dont even wanna know
*the teams arrive at the hill but Michael isnt there*
Zie: I wonder where he is?
*Celine Dion walks up to the group*
Celine: Is this....
Jason: NO YOURE CONCERT ISNT HERE!
Celine: This isnt the Infe...
Jason: NO! Just stop torturing me!
*Celine shrugs then walks off as another lady in a skimpy black dress, smoking a cigarette walks up to them*
Lady: I just got a page from Celine Dion saying the host the Inferno. My name is Monica Lewinsky and I am a whore. I slept with the most powerful man in the country just to get publicity
Steph: You're my hero!!
Monica: Yeah, yeah, aint it the truth? Anyways your mission is called "the cheese stands alone" Pretty stupid if you ask me because it has nothing to do with the mission. Notice the mud pit and notice the jelly balls in the middle? Well there are 16 people here and each time there will be 2 less balls than people. You must start on the outside of the circle and when I blow the whistle everybody runs into the center and grabs one. You can help out your teammates and you can fight for them. You're safe once you get the ball out of the circle. Each time 2 people will be eliminated. The first team to lose all their players loses. One person from each team wins a Lifesaver. So go get into position
Mikey: I am going to own at this mission
Monica: Ready........GO!
*everybody runs into the center*
Steph: Scott lets mud wrestle!
*Steph pounces on Scott and begins to playfully wrestle with him*
Scott: Security!!
*everybody grabs a ball and brings it to the outside. Zoe grabs the last one*
Monica: Scott and Steph you've been eliminated!
Scott: You stupid whore! I was supposed to win the Lifesaver!
Steph: Lets do it again!
*Steph once again pounces on Scott*
Monica: GO!!
*everybody pours into the center again*
*Mikey elbows Dave*
Mikey: Thats my ball!
Dave: Haha, you like balls!
Mikey: Thats not true!
*as Mikey argues with Dave Jackie grabs the last ball*
Monica: Mikey and Dave have been eliminated!
Mikey: I still owned!!!
Monica: GO!!!
Scarlett: This mission is hard because teams are fighting each other just to advance to the next round
*Zie pushes Krystal to grab a ball*
*Brandon kicks Matt out of the way*
*Stevie snatches a ball from Zoe*
Monica: Zoe and Krystal have been eliminated
Krystal: Zie!!!!!
Zie: Sorry
Monica: GO!!!
*Jai elbows Scarlett out of the way*
*Steph runs back in and jumps on Matt*
Steph: Matt!! I want you to win the Lifesaver so you dont go into the inferno!
*as Steph is jumping on Matt he cant get to a ball*
Matt: Fucking get the fuck off me
Steph: Fuck me!
Monica: Scarlett and Matt had been eliminated
Stevie: Our team has way less people out there right now. We only have 3 left to their 5
Monica: GO!
*Kelli spears down Zie and steals her ball*
*Ryan steals Jackie's ball*
Monica: Zie and Jackie have been eliminated!
Jackie: Ryan you ass!
Ryan: Sorry baby
*Jackie begins to make out with Dave*
Ryan: You bastard!
Monica: GO!
*Ryan is too busy paying attention to Jackie and Dave and doesnt even go in the middle*
Ryan: Stay away from my woman!
*Jai clotheslines down Kelli*
Jai: Hahahaha!!!
Monica: Ryan and Kelli have been eliminated!
Brandon: You MORON!
Ryan: Just because you dont have a woman...
Brandon: Doesnt look like you do either!
*Jackie is still kissing Dave*
Ryan: I hope you lose!
Monica: GO!!
Stevie: I'm the last one left and I have to face a team of 3 people
*Brandon hits Stevie down as Jason and Jai grab the 2 remaining balls*
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