Michael: Well if those too didnt work out, then you'll all love this one. Lets check out Exhibit C
Kelli: Um ew.
Michael: Um....
*the teams arrive at the Inferno*
Jackie: Tonight's Inferno is scary. I dont want my BFF Dave to go home! 
Michael: Welcome to the final mens Inferno. EVERYBODY GIVE IT UP!!!!
*nobody claps*
Michael: Jerks. Anyways welcome to the final mens Inferno. It's time to introduce the competitiors. First from the nice team. He's Scottish and he's a janitor at the hospital, everybody give it up for Dave!
*Jackie, Zoe and Scarlett cheer*
*Dave comes out very upset*
Dave: Hey, Im English and i'm a nurse!! You got it all wrong
Michael: Who cares. Anyways. Next up we have a guy who claims to suck everyone. Give it up for Mikey!
*Mikey comes out furious*
Mikey: Dude, I dont suck everyone! I own them
Michael: How nice for you. Anyways because the guys here obviously suck and they let two of the girls win Lifesavers I guess it means it's Dave vs Mikey. Tonights Inferno is whoever can give me the most money out of their pocket
*Mikey and Dave stare at each other than at Michael*
Mikey: Um..
*Mikey gives Michael all his money*
Dave: Im English
*Dave gives Michael all his money*
Michael: Okay Im not gonna lie....Im an imposter and I just ripped you off
*Dave and Mikey stare at him and then he runs away. The real Michael then walks in*
Michael: Sorry about that guys, I needed a fill in while I was constipated but now Im all better. Anyways tonights Inferno is called "Uh Oh"
Dave: Yikes!
Michael: It's actually funny because in tonights Inferno it will be whoever can survive a lapdance the longest.....from a man
*Mikey looks sick*
Brandon: This Inferno is rigged. It's like Dave's heaven
*Dave is seen trying not to smile*
Michael: Alright lets meet them now. Mikey this guy is for you
*A 400+ pound asian Sumo wrestler walks out in a diaper*
*Mikey looks even more sickened*
Michael: Okay Dave it's your turn
*Dave anxiously looks at the entrance when Ronald McDonald walks in*
Ronald: Hey there my special friend
*Dave turns pale white*
Dave: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*Dave runs out the door and into the night but as he is running away with Ronald in pursuit you can hear this...*
Dave: I-M-E-N-G-L-I-S-H-A-N-D-I-M-A-N-U-R-S-E!
*Dave was never seen again*
Michael: Well I guess that means Mikey wins the Inferno without having to talk part in it!
*The Sumo wrestler looks very upset*
Mikey: Haha Tubby I own you!!
*The Sumo Wrestler attacks Mikey*
Michael: Well we didn't get to see an Inferno tonight but somebody did go home so it's all good
*Jackie is seen crying hysterically*
Jackie: Poor Dave! He was so young and so shecksy! I'm going to miss him sooo!!!
*Jackie blows her nose on Ryan's shirt*
Ryan: Although I ended up with snot all over me Im still happy Dave is gone because I could tell he was after my woman
Jackie: WHY LORD? WHY?!
*Jackie is annoying everybody*
*All of the sudden the Backstreet Boys show up and Jackie immediately stops crying*
Jackie: Oh my gaaaaash it's the Backstreet boys!! I want to fuck you all!
Steph: I already have!
Jackie: ............Never Mind
Nick Carter: I have crabs!
Steph: Aww cheer up! So do I, it's not so bad, you'll get used to it. Be positive
Nick Carter: How can I be positive when I contracted over 10 diseases from you??
Steph: IT WAS YOUR CHOICE TO SLEEP WITH ME!
Nick Carter: You said it would make me look straight! ....which I am
*everybody stares at Nick Carter as he runs away crying*
Steph: Whose next?
*Steph slaps Howie on the ass*
Michael: Okay I've seen enough for one night. Congratulations to Mikey for not winning an Inferno and for being assaulted by a sumo wrestler. Congratulations to Steph for infesting each member of the Backstreet Boys with various diseases. Congratulations to Nick Carter for coming out of the closet on live television. Co...
Jason: Oh shut the fuck up
*Jason picks up a spear and throws it at Michael*
*Later back at the house*
*Zoe is seen talking to a lifesize cardboard replica of Tara*
Zoe: Tara, It's so hard being here without you! I miss you! And I've become possessed!
*The cardboard Tara stares at Zoe*
Zoe: Ever since those two oversized men grabbed me I've been afraid of every little thing. *whispering* Today I thought I saw a zombie
*The cardboard Tara stares at Zoe*
Zoe: I JUST CANT GO ON WITHOUT YOU
*Zoe's cell phone begins to vibrate and she thinks she is being possesed by the devil so she shrieks fearfully and runs out of the room*
*The cardboard Tara quickly jumps out the window so it doesn't have to listen to Zoe complain anymore*
Zoe: GHOSTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
*Zoe runs down the hall and crashes into Scarlett who is holding a ton of dishes and all the dishes fall to the ground and break*
Scarlett: Calm down there
*Zoe is spazzing out on the ground as Scarlett grabs her cell phone and sees Michael sending them a message to meet in the main room*
*Scarlett carries Zoe to the other room where everybody else is already there*
Michael: Hello everybody. It's the real me this time. I just wanted to inform you of something happening in the game. Due to the fact that somebody almost dies on every episode of this show......
*Zie comes out of the wall with a marchetti attempting to kill Stevie but trips over Ryan and ends up stabbing the door and stumbling down the stairs and into a large pile of tacks*
Michael: .........we have decided to somewhat shorten the show. Before tomorrow's mission you will nominate a girl from the other team into the Inferno and it will be your last regular mission and a lifesaver mission. So there will be another Inferno tomorrow. And after that Inferno there will be a special suprise. All the guys that are standing here now....congratulations on making it to the final mission
Jason: yey i mad it to tha finel mishon!
Brandon: I wouldn't have made it if it wasn't for my Southern Heritage
*everybody celebrates as Steph grabs Scott's ass*
*the episode ends*
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