*The music starts and it is Little Richard. Many cover their ears in horror, but have to leave them uncovered so they know when to stop. Gary is seen jamming out to this music in the corner. Natalie is very intoxicated and stumbling and struggles with every corner. The music stops as everybody goes diving for a chair. Ryan clotheslines down 10 people to grab his chair and Shay snags the one next to him as the two musical chairs rivals sit next to each other. John sits next to Shay and begins to stroke her leg and tell her good job. Everybody else snags a chair except Natalie is too drunk to realize to sit down and the cardboard cutout of Tara snags the seat in the clutch*

Natalie is eliminated.

*The music starts again this time Steph and Brittany use their vaginas to their advantage to scare Jason, Brandon, Daveand Mikey away.*

Jason, Brandon, Dave and Mikey are eliminated.

*Once again the music starts and this time ITS ON. The cardboard cut out of Tara gets into a bitch fight with Krystal and the two fight out of the area. Zoe runs after The cardboard Tara. Brittany and Steph get into a fight over who can suck Matt's dick, but Matt fears gonorhhea so he runs off screaming profanities and the two whores quickly follow*

The cardboard cutout of Tara, Krystal, Zoe, Matt, Steph, and Brittany have been eliminated.

Ryan, Shay, John, Tim, Nick, Stevie, Kelli, Scott, Kaci remain.

*Scott accidentally steps on Kelli's shoe as Stevie begins to bitch at him and the two couples begin to get into a fight as Scott and Kaci dress up as Superman and wonder woman and Kelli pulls out her scissors. Stevie writes angry results poking fun at Scott and Kaci. The 4 are restrained by security.*

Scott, Kaci, Stevie, and Kelli are eliminated.

*The music starts and then ends as Shay is left without a chair, but John gets out of his chair and offers it to her. Shay says no and goes to leave when John lunges at her for a hug and Shay dodges and ends up landing in the chair.*

John has been eliminated.

*Ryan is seen degrading Tim and Nick because he can and Shay is seen just concentrating on the chairs. Nick asks Ryan if he wants to be best friends forever and Ryan says yes and asks him to make a card so Nick runs and grabs some crayons as the music stops and he is left without a chair*

Nick has been eliminated.

*The music starts again as Ryan and Shay look at each other and nod as they both pick up Tim and throw him in the dumpster that happens to be lying there. Several former KSCWE/SKCW jackasses are already lying there and Tim had been there until recently. The music stops and Ryan and Shay walk calmly back and sit in each chair*

Tim has been eliminated.

*The entire world is at the edge of their seats waiting to watch this epic showdown. Ryan and Shay stare at each other and each begin to circle the chair. The music seems endless and eventually they begin to play the cotton eyed joe as Ryan and Shay perform the dance while walking around the chair. The music stops when out of nowhere Shantell (Noticeably a hefty black man wearing a wig) runs into the scene and sits in the chair. Ryan and Shay are shocked*

Baby Spice: SHANTELL IS THE WINNER!!

*Shantell goes to get her prize when her wig falls off exposing her bald head. She nervously puts the wig back on and scratches her ass and then gets her prize and runs out. On her way out, she grabs someones booty shorts and quickly leaves*

Zoe: I think she stole something!!!

*Brandon is seen staring in amazement and checking Shantell out*

Brandon: Yeah, my heart

*Many of the castmembers feel nautious after this*

Baby Spice: Well this wasnt even the mission,....and Im not really the host. Ok bye!

*Baby Spice snaps her fingers and the Spicemobile appears as the 5 spice girls drive away but Scary Spice's fro gets in the way of her driving and they drive off a cliff and plumett to their death*

Gary: They will truly be missed...

*Long pause*

Gary: ....No they wont, stupid bitches

*Everybody enjoys a good laugh, except the group wont let Nick into the laugh*

Nick: It's fine, I'll just go call my GIRLFRIEND!

*The laughing stops and everybody turns to Nick*

Nick: It's sending right now!

*Nick is seen with a huge smile waiting for his "girlfriend" to answer the phone*

(Note: Nick doesn't realize he pressed speaker phone and everybody can hear the conversation)

Nick: Hey babe

Girl: Babe?....i'm your little sister...creep

Nick: I know I miss you so much too

Girl: I dont miss you, at all. Nobody does. We all hope you're gone forever

Nick: I love it when you talk dirty to me. You little bitch

Girl: I'm telling mom you said the B word

Nick: NO DONT!! Sometimes I forget how old you are

Girl: I'm 9, Nick, I'm 9 years old

Nick: Baby, i'm sure you know how old I am in bed

Girl: You're 28...

Nick: Girl, I love the sound of your voice

Girl: Mom wants to know when you're gonna get a job and move out

Nick: I cant wait to sleep with you either

Girl: You sleep with your stuffed tiger "Debra Lynn" and even she doesnt like you

Nick: Im getting hard just thinking about it

Girl: Ewwww Nick go get a life and stop pretending I'm your girlfriend. You always do this when you want people to think you're cool. Well guess what everyone IM HIS 9 YEAR OLD SISTER...and in case you're wondering, he stands in front of the mirror every night and takes pictures of himself naked and tries to send them to different girls...and some guys...over the internet

Nick: I'm glad we talked, I love you soooooo much

Girl: I hate you.

*Nick hangs up*

Nick: I'm totally getting laid this weekend

*Everybody just rolls their eyes and doesnt even seem suprised by the conversation*

Gary: If nobody minds, musical chairs wasn't the mission, and I'd like to have one...SO LETS FUCKING HAVE ONE

*Gary knows that he is about to be attakced and turns around and karate chops. Sure enough Matt was set to pounce on him but Gary just nailed him*

Gary: I fucking knew it

*Gary begins to boast as Matt then kicks Gary in the testicles*