Tony: Welcome to WCW STARRCADE!!!
Tenay: Tonight should be a great night for WCW Action because we are going to find out what WCW Superstars will be going to Smackdown plus every WCW Title is on the line tonight
Madden: Starrcade is a little out of place being in August rather then in December but none the less here we are and Matt Hardy will try to become WCW World Champion once again when he faces Matt Walker
Tony: Plus Maven, The Love Machine, Randy Orton, JBL, and Christian will battle it out for the US Title, Kelli Helmsley challenges Lacy Alexander for the WCW Women's Title, Triple H in his last WCW Match faces Scott Steiner, The Dudley's challenge Victoria and Stevie Richards for the WCW Tag Title's in a Table Match, panCAKEman faces Charlie Haas for his three title's, and much more action
Tenay: Let's send things down to the ring for the opening contest
Penser: The Opening Contest of Starrcade is scheduled for one fall and it is for the WCW Cruiserweight, Hardcore, and Television Title's(Hero hits, Crowd Cheers) 1st making his way to the ring, The Challenger, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania weighing in at 180 Pounds, panCAKEman
Madden: Thank got he has tights on
Tenay: panCAKEman is being forced from now on to wear wrestling trunks at the complaints of his opponents but tonight panCAKEman has a chance to become The WCW TV, Hardcore and regain his Cruiserweight Championship
Tony: He will have a tough road ahead of him though against the undefeated Charlie Haas
Penser:(Medal hits, Crowd Chants You Suck) His opponent being accumpied by Trisha Helmsley, Representing Evolution X from Edmond, Oklahoma weighing in at 230 Pounds, The Current WCW Television, Hardcore, and Cruiserweight Champion, The "World's Greatest Athlete" Charlie Haas
Madden: Here comes the fasted rising KSCWE Star ever
Tenay: Charlie Haas is the first guy to ever hold three major championships at the same time
Tony: As you can also see Charlie now uses Kurt Angle's old music as a tribute to one of his mentor's plus Trisha Helmsley is by Charlie's side
Tenay: I hope panCAKEman wins but with Trisha by Charlie's side I don't know if Charlie Haas is beatable
WCW Television, WCW Hardcore, WCW Cruiserweight Championship: Charlie Haas(C) W/Trisha Helmsley vs panCAKEman
Haas starts things off showing off his three title's to panCAKEman as Referee Charles Robinson takes all the titles and rings the bell to officially start the match. panCAKEman and Haas lock up with Haas forcing panCAKEman back into the corner and Haas gives panCAKEman a clean break. The two men lock up again with panCAKEman going behind Haas but Haas drops down tripping up panCAKEman and Haas then gets up and goes for the Haas of Pain but panCAKEman kicks him away. panCAKEman then gets back up to his feet but is greeted with a kick to the gut from Charlie Haas. Haas then grabs panCAKEman and delivers a german suplex and holds it for the pin for the 1---2---2.5-kick out. Haas pounds away on panCAKEman while he was getting up and Haas whips panCAKEman off the ropes and puts his head down as panCAKEman stops and kicks him in the head. panCAKEman then delivers a ddt on Haas. panCAKEman then rolls outside to the floor and grabs a steel chair and brings it back into the ring but is kicked in the gut by Haas who grabs the chair and smashes it over panCAKEman's back. Charlie Haas then throws it outside to the floor and Haas picks up panCAKEman and goes for belly 2 belly and connects with it. Charlie Haas is gloating about the match being almost over and Charlie picks up panCAKEman and whips him into the corner. Charlie then charges in to follow up but panCAKEman moves as Haas hits the corner front first and panCAKEman then knocks Haas down into the corner and panCAKEman starts to smile and backs up for a streak face but stops realising he has tights on while he was stopped Trisha Helmsley comes into the ring and goes to hit panCAKEman but panCAKEman blocks it and then kisses Trisha!!! Charlie Haas then hits a chopblock on panCAKEman. Haas then starts to work over the leg of panCAKEman. Charlie Haas then goes for a Figure 4 but panCAKEman couters into a pinfall for a 1---2---2.5-kick out. Charlie Haas is pissed and pounds away on panCAKEman. Charlie picks up panCAKEman and holds him in place as Trisha grabs the Chair and Trisha goes to hit panCAKEman but panCAKEman does a mule kick on HAas and moves as Trisha smashes the chair over Charlie's head. panCAKEman then pulls off his tights revealing his thong as Trisha is checking on Charlie. panCAKEman grabs Trisha by the hair as she is freaked out and Trisha then kicks him south of the border and gets out of the ring as panCAKEman is riving in pain. Charlie Haas also recovers and goes to grab panCAKEman who trips Haas into the ropes as panCAKEman then turns out to be fine and panCAKEman gets some speed and flips through the ropes and kicks Haas in the face. panCAKEman then waits for Haas to get up and panCAKEman connects with The Face Full of panCAKE's for the 1---2---2.9-kick out. panCAKEman can't believe it and waits for Haas to get up and panCAKEman kicks Haas in the gut and panCAKEman goes for the Syrup Drop but Haas blocks and counters into a bridge pin for the 1---2--2.5-kick out. Both men get back up with Haas kicking out panCAKEman's bad leg. Charlie Haas then locks in the Haas of Pain on panCAKEman who is screaming out in pain and is about to tap out when Maven hits the ring and Maven knocks Haas off. Maven picks up Charlie Haas and whips him off the ropes and Maven hits a big backdrop on Charlie. Maven then goes up top as Haas gets up and Maven hits the Blockbuster and Maven rolls out to the floor as panCAKEman covers for the 1---2--2.9-shoulder up. Maven can't believe it on the floor as he was heading for the back and panCAKEman gets back up to his feet as does Charlie and panCAKEman goes to whip Haas off the ropes but Charlie reverses into a belly 2 belly suplex. Charlie then covers panCAKEman for the 1---2--2.9-shoulder up. Charlie Haas is livid now and has words with Charles Robinson as panCAKEman gets back up behind Haas. Charlie turns around and walks right into a kick to the gut and panCAKEman sets up Haas for a PileDriver but then delivers the panCAKE Flip for the 1---2--3.
Winner: panCAKEman (WCW TV, Hardcore, Cruiserweight)
Penser: Your winner and new TV, Hardcore, and Cruiserweight Champion, panCAKEman!!!
Tenay: panCAKEman has done it!!!
Tony: Charlie Haas was just defeated in the middle of the ring for the 1-2-3 thanks to the panCAKE flip
Madden: I hate to say this but that was a great finisher but poor Charlie. Maven to is to blame for all this
Tenay: Maven was allowed to interfere if he wanted and he did thanks to the Hardcore Title being defended in the match
Tony: One Match and Three Title Changes, Boy what an omen this is
:Backstage:
:Vince & Eric are shown walking together discussing something:
:Arena:
Tenay: What I wouldn't give to be able to find out what they are talking about
Tony: Well we are scheduled to find out later on who Vince McMahon has selected to move to Smackdown.
Madden: Well so far we have learned several guys are moving on
:Backstage: S.C.'s Locker Room
:The Stratusfying Canadians are shown all gettring ready but also celebrating for something:
:Arena:
Tony: That was weird
Tenay: I wonder why they were so happy
Madden: There happy about being Canadian thats what
Tenay: Well lets take a look now at how our next match came about
:History of Dudley's/Victoria&Stevie Fued is shown:
Penser: The Following Contest is scheduled for one fall and it is a WCW Tag Team Championship Table Match(Crowd Cheers)
Tenay: Well the way to win this match is to put one of your opponents through a table
Penser:(Bombshell hits, Crowd Cheers) 1st making there way to the ring, The Challengers, From New York, New York weighing in at a combined weight of 515 Pounds, Bubba Ray & D-Von, The Dudley Boys!!
Tenay: Here come the Dudley's
Tony: The only tag team in KSCWE History to hold three brand's tag team title's.
Penser:(All The Things She Said hits, Crowd Boo's) There opponents, Representing Evolution X, Weighing in at a combined weight of 370 Pounds, The WCW Tag Team Champions, Stevie Richards and Victoria Helmsley!!
Madden: Here comes the Tag Champs who will once again retain
Tenay: Victoria and Stevie hope to retain here after seeing Charlie Haas lose all three of his title's already tonight
WCW Tag Team Championship: Table Match: Victoria Helmsley & Stevie Richards(C) vs Bubba Ray & D-Von Dudley
Stevie Richards and Bubba Ray Dudley start the match off by locking up with Bubba knocking down Stevie. Stevie is not happy and gets back up and gets in Bubba's face and locks up again and gets greeted with the same result. Stevie gets back up and charges again but this time Bubba connects with a jab to the face of Stevie and then grabs Stevie and slams him down to the mat and drops and elbow to Stevie. Bubba then picks up Stevie Richards and whips him off the ropes and delivers a big powerslam on him. Bubba then picks up Stevie and slams him back down as D-Von goes up top and D-Von hits the Wazup headbutt on Stevie who is bouncing around riving in pain. Victoria though has come into the ring and catches Bubba with a chick kick to the head as he turns around taking down Bubba and Victoria then clotheslines D-Von down but referee Jimmy Korderas forces Victoria back out as Stevie struggles up to his feet and Stevie catches Bubba with a Stevie kick. Stevie covers but Jimmy tells Stevie its a Table Match and Stevie then rolls out to the floor as he and Victoria slide a table into the ring and Stevie sets it up but D-Von attacks Richards from behind. D-Von then tries to put Stevie through the table but Stevie lowblows D-Von and Stevie goes for a suplex through the table but Bubba yanks the table away. Victoria then comes back into the ring and attacks Bubba from behind. Victoria then delivers a boot to the gut of Bubba and Victoria goes for the Pedigree but Bubba backdrops Victoria but Stevie moves the table so Victoria does not go through. Bubba though then jabs away at Stevie as D-Von knocks Stevie down from behind. The Dudley's position the table as Stevie struggles up, D-Von grabs Stevie as Bubba hits the 3D putting Stevie through for the win.
Winners: Bubba Ray & D-V on Dudley (WCW Tag)
Penser: Your winners and new WCW Tag Team Champions, Bubba Ray & D-Von, The Dudley Boys
Madden: This is not fair
Tenay: We have new Tag Team Champions because the Dudley's have just regained the gold for a third time here on WCW
Tony: Congrats to the Dudley's for this big win
:Backstage: Matt & Kelli's Locker Room
:Matt Hardy & Kelli Helmsley are shown getting ready away from the rest of E-X for there big matches tonight:
:Arena:
Tony: Matt Hardy and Kelli Helmsley have a seperate locker room from the rest of Evolution X at there own request so they have no destractions for tonight
Tenay: Well we have seen two matches and four title's change hands already
Madden: It was a crock too
Tony: Our Next Match is not a title match however the winners will be awarded the #1 Contendership for the Tag Team Title's
Penser: The Following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is a #1 Contendership match for the WCW Tag Team Championship(You Think You know Me hits, Crowd Boo's) 1st making there way to the ring, Both from Canada, weighing in at a combined weight of 480 Pounds, Representing the Stratusfying Canadians, Edge & Lance Storm
Madden: Here comes the Canadian's
Tenay: Storm and Edge are hoping to finish off The Rock and Eugene once and for all tonight and also to get a title at the Dudley's newly won Tag Team Title's
Penser:(If Ya Smell hits, Crowd Cheers) There opponents, first from Miami, Florida weighing in at 260 Pounds, The Rock!!!
Tony: Here comes the People's Champion
Penser:(Eugene's Theme hits, Crowd Goes Nuts) His Partner, From Louisville, Kentucky weighing in at 248 Pounds, Eugene
Madden: I hate Eugene
Tenay: How can you hate Eugene?
Madden: I just do
#1 Contender's Tag Match: Edge & Lance Storm vs The Rock & Eugene
Edge and The Rock start the match off by locking up but The Rock forces Edge down to the mat. Edge gets up and shakes it off and locks up again with the Rock but The Rock locks in a headlock and Edge sends him off the ropes. Edge drops down as The Rock leaps over Edge and off the other ropes and Edge then gets up and hits a nice dropkick taking down the Rock. Edge then gets up and attacks The Rock as he gets up. Edge goes to whip The Rock off the ropes but Rock reverses sending Edge off and The Rock catches Edge with a big spinebuster. The Rock bounces up in position for the People's Elbow but Lance Storm runs into the ring and The Rock catches him with a right hand taking him down. The Rock then opens up on Storm as he gets up and The Rock knocks Storm over the top with a big punch but as Rock turns around he walks into a big spear by Edge who covers for the 1---2--2.6-Eugene breaks up the pin. Eugene grabs Edge off The Rock but Edge pokes Eugene in the eyes and Edge for the Edgeacution but Eugene counters into a bridge pin but Rudy Charles tells Eugene he can't pin and Eugene is growing angry about it. Edge rolls out ot the floor as The Rock tries to calm down Eugene. Storm & Edge call to the back as Tyson Tomko comes out to ringside joining them and The 3 men are talking strategy until The Rock has had enough and goes out to the floor and The Rock breaks it up and opens up on both Storm ane Edge with right hands and The Rock then flips off Tyson who does not hit The Rock because it would cause a DQ. The Rock grabs Lance Storm and throws him into the ring to Eugene while The Rock and Edge go at it. In the Ring Eugene is waiting and knocks down Storm with a clothesline. Eugene waits for Storm to get up and Eugene hits a dropkick on Storm. Eugene then picks up Storm and whips him off the ropes and hits a big backdrop. Eugene then drops an elbow on Storm and tries to do a push up but Eugene can't do it as Lance Storm gets back up and kicks Eugene hard in the ribs. Storm picks up Eugene and opens up on him with right hands and Storm slams him down hard and Storm goes for the Maple Leaf but Eugene gets into the ropes and seem's angry now. Storm picks up Eugene and starts to pound away but Eugene is taking it in and then looks very angry and knocks down Storm. Eugene waits for Storm to get up and Eugene goes for a Stunner on Storm but Storm sends Eugene into the ropes and hits a Super Kick on him. Storm covers for the 1---2--2.9-Eugene powers out. Lance Storm is shocked at this and Storm pounds away again at Eugene but Eugene kicks Storm in the gut and Eugene hits a Stunner on him. Tyson then gets on the apron but Eugene knocks him off and Edge comes out no whoere though and hits a big spear on Eugene. The Rock though also gets back into teh ring as Edge is gloating and turns around into the Rock Bottom. The Rock then gets Edge in position and The Rock throws his elbow pad and bounces off the ropes and drops the People's Elbow on Edge. Tyson then gets on the apron as The Rock goes over and knocks him off but while doing this. Lance Storm rolls up The Rock with his feet on the ropes for the 1---2--3.
Winners: Lance Storm & Edge
Penser: Your winners, Lance Storm & Edge
Tony: Lance Storm and Edge just picked up the win thanks to Tyson Tomko and the ropes
Madden: It doesn't matter how it gets done. Bottom line is the Canadian's just won!!!
Tenay: The Rock & Eugene had this thing going there way until Tyson came out and even then it was still looking good but the numbers game was to much
:Backstage: E-X's Locker Room:
:All of Evolution X is shown including Matt and Kelli now:
Triple H: I wanted everyone here because I have something I need to say
Charlie Haas: Hunter before you continue I would like to appologize for losing to panCAKEman. I did not have my head in the game and I let everyone down
Stevie Richards: Yeah I am sorry too
Triple H: Don't worry about that because its not important
:All of E-X looks confused except for Victoria:
Triple H: Now as you all know I am going to Smackdown and there isn't anything anyone can do about it but...Evolution X will not die on WCW because Evolution X is going to grow because I will lead the Smackdown wing of us but that means somebody has to lead WCW and the person I have chosen is....Matt Hardy
:Randy Orton looks a disappointed but everyone there claps as Matt and HHH hug:
Matt Hardy V1: Thank's Hunter and trust me I will not let you down
Triple H: I know you won't Matt and tonight you go out there and you beat Matt Walker and you start your regime as leader of the WCW Side of Evolution X as Champion like I led as champion
Matt Hardy V1: And Hunter you go out there tonight and put Scott Steiner out once and for all and go to Smackdown and bring home the Smackdown World Title to become the first ever Grand Slam Champion
Triple H: Your damn right it will happen
Matt Hardy V1: One thing though
Triple H: What's that
Matt Hardy V1: Who else is heading to Smackdown
Triple H: Kurt has to come and tell us
Matt Hardy V1: Smackdown has three names to announce right?
Triple H: That is correct
Matt Hardy V1: You think there all Evolution X?
Triple H: I don't know
Matt Hardy V1: Wait...what if I go to Smackdown?
Triple H: Then I don't know what happens next
:Footage Highlighting the upcoming Kurt Angle/Hulk Hogan Match is shown: