Lillian Garcia: And your winner Jamie Gunz!

Jim Ross: Wow, Jamie picked up the clean win.

Jerry Lawler: Yeah, he must be sending a message to Shawn Michaels, who is his opponent at Vengeance.

("Sexy Boy" by WWE hits the P.A. system and the crowd cheers as Shawn Michael makes his way into the ring with a microphone.)

Shawn Michaels: Jamie, forget vengeance, why don't you and I finish what we started last week?  What do you say?

(Crowd cheers but before Jamie could answer Paul Heyman's theme hits and the crowd boos as Heyman makes his way onto the stage.)

Paul Heyman: I'm afraid that won't be happening, for you see, if Shawn, you and Jamie fight right here, not only will Jamie be stripped of the title, Shawn you will lose your number contendership for the title.  That is all.

(Paul Heyman's theme hits the P.A. system and the crowd boos and chants asshole as he walks out, and Jamie and HBK stare each other down. Jamie makes his way to the back as so does Shawn right after him, and Jamie watches his back.)

Jerry Lawler: Well, we almost witnessed a huge fight between HBK and Jamie Gunz.

Jim Ross: Yeah, but Heyman was right in what he was saying.

Jerry Lawler: It would've been a good fight too.

("Back in the Mudd" by Bubba Sparxxx hits the P.A. system and the crowd boos as Josh Johnson and Mr. Bullion make their way down the ramp into the ring.  Josh and Bullion both have a microphone and Josh begins to speak.)

Josh: Now that Mr. Bullion and I destroyed Raven and Jeff for the Tag Team titles, that means that we have to face Coach T, and John Doe. 

Mr. Bullion: So that means we'll have to destroy them at Vengeance to retain our titles as well to prove we are the greatest Tag champs in RAW history.

Josh: So we wanted to set up a "little" interview with the number #1 contenders.

Mr. Bullion: Come on out here so we can make this "short" for interest of time.

("When Worlds Collide" By: Powerman 5000 hits the P.A. system and midget versions of Coach T and John Doe make their way down to the ring.  They get in the ring and stare down Mr. Bullion and Josh Johnson.)

Jerry Lawler: Midgets!  Hey look, it's midgets playing Crimson Calling!

Jim Ross: This is total disrespect by Team Styles.

Josh: *talking to the midgets* Listen here Coach Wee and John Dope, you two think you have what it takes to beat Team Styles?

Jerry Lawler: Coach Wee! Haha!

Mr. Bullion: Yeah, you two don't have anything on us.

(Coach Wee takes the microphone from Josh.)

Coach Wee: Listen here you tall s***, John Dope and I are going to kick you two so hard in the shins, that you'll be our height before the match is over, isn't that right John?

John: Duh, duh, duh, uh huh *smiles stupidly*

Jerry Lawler: Hey J.R., he makes more sense then you do!

Jim Ross: Ha ha, very funny.

Coach Wee: And then, we are going to-

(Mr. Bullion cuts off Coach Wee.)

Mr. Bullion: Listen, why don't you two put your money where your crap hole is and fight us, right here right now!

(Crowd boos as Bullion and Josh laugh.)

Coach Wee: You two think you are so big.

Josh: Think?  Listen squirt, we know we are bigger than you.  And smarter than you, isn't that right John Dope?

(Josh puts the microphone down to John Dope.)

John: Duh... ya huh!

Coach Wee: Ok, you two asked for it!

(Coach Wee kicks Josh in the shin and John Dope headbutts Bullion in the groin.  Both midgets jump on Josh and hang on to his arms.  Josh flings them off him and both men begin stomping on both midgets, and they kick them out of the ring.)

Jerry Lawler: Hey look, the midgets assualted Mr. Bullion and Josh Johnson!

Jim Ross: They're standing up for their pride.

Jerry Lawler: Pride, shmide.  This was a set up.

Mr. Bullion- See that John and Coach?  That's what we're going to do to-

(Bullion is cut off as "When Worlds Collide" By: Powerman 5000 and the real John Doe and Coach T come out of the back and charge the ring as the crowd cheers.)

Jim Ross: It's the real John Doe and Coach T.

Jerry Lawler- Regular size too!

(Josh goes to the outside and grabs a chair and nails Coach T with it as John and Bullion are fighting on the outside.  Josh drags Coach T into the ring.)

Josh: Ring the bell!  Damnit I said ring the bell!

Jerry Lawler: What the hell is going on here?

Jim Ross: I think the match is starting!

Coach T vs. Josh Johnson

Josh covers Coach 1...2..., Coach kicks out!  Josh gets pissed, so he goes outside the ring, grabs a chair, and nails Coach T with it.  The ref calls for the bell.

Lillian Garcia: Here's your winner by disqualification, Coach T.

Jerry Lawler: Well Coach T just defeated Josh Johnson in one the quickest matches ever.

Jim Ross: I'll say King.  Josh took the cowardly way out of the match.

(Mr. Bullion knocks down John Doe on the outside with a clothesline and throws him into the ring.  The bell rings.)

Mr. Bullion vs. John Doe

Mr. Bullion pins John Doe, 1...2... John kicks out!  Bullion is pissed and goes to pick up John but John punches him in the gut and hits him with a DDT.  He knocks down Josh Johnson with a clothesline, and throws him out of the ring.  John and Bullion lock up and John kicks Bullion in the midsection and hits him with Amnesia Attack.  John covers, 1...2...2.3.  Bullion kicks out.  John can't believe it.  John lifts up Bullion and kicks him in the gut and does a go around and tries to go for a German suplex, but Bullion blocks it using his foot, and Bullion does a switch around and does a German suplex.  He lifts up Doe and hits him with another German Suplex, and again with a third.  Bullion goes for a fourth but Doe does a switch around and goes for a German Suplex but fakes into a School Boy pin, and the ref counts, 1...2...2.1.  Doe gets up and goes to a turnbuckle and climbs to the top and waits for Mr. Bullion to get up.  Bullion gets up and Doe jumps off and goes for a Cross Body and connects, but Bullion rolls through it and puts his feet on the ropes and covers, 1...2..., the ref stops the count because he sees Bullions legs on the ropes and tells him to get off before Bullion is disqualified.  Bullion gets up and begins to argue with the ref, not realizing John Doe getting up.  John dropkicks Bullion and Bullion knocks down the referee.  Josh Johnson gets into the ring and he and Bullion lift up John and whip him into the ropes.  John bounces back and ducks the double clothesline, and hits both of them with a clothesline.  Coach T climbs the turnbuckle and John Doe lifts up Bullion, who is dazed.  Coach T jumps off and goes for a Missile Dropkick but Bullion moves away and Coach hits John.  Bullion wakes up the ref as Josh and Coach get out of the ring and fight on the outside, and Bullion covers, 1……�?……�?.1.  Bullion can’t believe it.  He lifts up Doe, but Doe counters and he and Bullion begin exchanging right hands.  John whips Bullion into the ropes and Coach trips Bullion as he bounces off the ropes.  The ref yells at Coach, who is then attacked from behind by Josh.  Doe begins stomping on the back of Bullion.  Josh knocks down Coach T and begins to distract the ref as John is lifting up Bullion.  Bullion hits a low blow on John.  John falls down to the mat.  Bullion goes to lift him up but John hits a small package and the referee sees this and counts, 1�?�?.9.  John can’t believe it.  He yells at the ref saying it was a 3 count, but the ref says no.  Bullion hits John in the head with an elbow from behind and goes for a Bullion Bulldozer but John slips out and hits Bullion with Amnesia Attack, and covers, 1�?�?.  Josh runs into the ring but John slips out and he and Coach walk backwards up the ramp motioning that they are going to be tag team champions.

Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner, John Doe!

Jim Ross: What an exciting match!

Jerry Lawler: I thought Bullion was going to win in the beginning, but wow, John Doe kept fighting to the end.

Jim Ross: I take my hat off to both competetors.  Well, we'll be back after this commercial break.  Don't go anywhere!

-Commercial Break-

Jim Ross: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen to SCWE RAW!
Jerry Lawler: Before the break we witnessed one of the funniest things put on by Mr. Bullion and Josh Johnson, using midgets to play Coach T and John Doe.

Jim Ross: Well, I don't think the real John Doe and Coach T found it funny.

Jerry Lawler: Who cares?  Haha, Coach Wee!

Jim Ross: Sometimes I don't know with you, King.

-Backstage-

(Terri is shown interviewing the Undertaker.)

Terri: I'm here with the Undertaker.  Undertaker, at Curse of the Game, you helped out Goldberg by costing Maven the match, and the question is why?

Undertaker: What kind of question is that?  It's simple.  I wanted that #1 Contendership, and so I took advantage of a situation.

Terri: I see, well, tonight you face off against the Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels.

Undertaker: Shawn better learn tonight to respect the Undertaker.  You know what happens to people who don't respect the Undertaker?

Terri: No, what?

Undertaker: They rest, in, peace. 

Terri: I see.

Undertaker: Terri, let me ask you something.  Do you respect the Undertaker?

Terri: Well... of course I-

(Undertaker grabs Terri by the throat and makes her look into his eyes.)

Undertaker: I SAID, DO YOU RESPECT THE UNDERTAKER?

Terri: YES! YES!  LET GO PLEASE!

(Undertaker shoves Terri away.  Terri has a feared look in her eyes as she watches the Undertaker leave.)

-RAW set-

(Kings theme is playing as King is in the ring with a microphone.)

King: As a treat for all you people out here in Charlotte, North Carolina, I think it's appropriate that we have an impromptu bikini contest! *Crowd roars*.  So would our contestants come on out here!

("I Wanna Be Bad" By Willa Ford hits the P.A. system and the crowd cheers)

King: Please welcome, Duchess!

(The crowd cheers as Duchess teases them with her robe.)

("Suga, Suga" hits the P.A. system and the crowd cheers)

King: And her opponent, Trisha Helmsley!

(Crowd cheers as Trisha gets in the ring and dances a little in her robe as the crowd cheers.)

King: Ok ladies, the rules are simple.  You two will have 30 seconds to strut your stuff.  The crowd is the judge.  Let's get started.  Duchess, you are up first.

(Music plays as Duchess takes off her robe and dances for a roaring crowd for 30 seconds.  The music then cuts.)

Jerry: WOW!  I must be in heaven!  Ok, Trisha, you're up.

(Music starts to play and Trisha teases the crowd and finally takes off her robe and struts her stuff and the crowd cheers just as loud.  Jerry Lawler's jaw is dropped.)

Jerry: Oh my!  Well, who is our winner here?  Is it Duchess? *Crowd goes crazy*.  Or is it Trisha? *Crowd cheers equally as loud.*  Well, it looks like we have a tie!  *Duchess and Trisha both high five each other*.

Jim Ross: Well that was a good treat for all of us here, now wasn't it?  Well, the night isn't completely over as we have two more matches left.  Stay tuned!