Ok honestly, when will this bitch stop rambling, it never ends, and it never makes sense, I am so sick of it, it is not even funny, ok honestly, first she cant speak proper English, and now the bitch rambles on how three vixxens will be in the ring, competing for the vixxens hardcore title, ok this is fucking new to me, like were you dropped on your head when you were a baby, cause it sure seems like it, see its funny, Raidne, I’ve decided to go and compete with your kind of people, same brain capacity, but not in a wrestling match.
As the scene fades in the camera looks around to a crowd of people sitting in what seems to be the audience, and as the camera looks onto the set, the set lights up and Jeff Foxworthy jogs down the hallway, 5 kids follow behind him dropping their school bags off in the little cubby holes, Jeff looks around and begins to talk
Jeff Foxworthy- Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to Are you Smarter than a 5th grader, today we have a special episode for you, Total Extreme Wrestling has made a contract with us, and that is why you are seeing this live episode early today, because this woman, as soon as she finishes, will be heading off to Tokyo Japan to compete for the Hardcore Title, she went to Oherli Elementary School in Montague Michigan, please welcome Cassidy Burnsssss�?/FONT>
Cassidy runs down the hallway with a smile as she waves to the crowd, she runs behind the desk where she will be playing from, she shakes Jeff’s hand as he continues with the brief interview before the game begins,
Jeff Foxworthy- Well Cassidy, you were picked to come here, so why are you here
Cassidy- Well Jeff two reasons, I am playing for charity tonight, two to be exact, one is the American Cancer Society, and 2nd is the Raidne Durden needs a brain foundation…it’s a sad foundation, theres only been about 97 cents collected, but that will get her a bigger brain then what she has,
Jeff begins to chuckle
Jeff- Well as all of our TEW fans here know you will be facing Raidne Durden for the hardcore championship so we would like to wish you luck in your match
Cassidy- Thanks Jeff, but I wont be needing it, I’ve beaten her twice in a row, and well I decided I would come here, because it was between me and Raidne for this spot, but sense elementary school was too hard for her, she wouldn’t make it past first grade…If we were lucky
Jeff chuckled again- Alright Cassidy lets start the game here is your board
The board begins to show my categories and they go as follows: 1st Grade English 1st Grade Grammar 2nd Grade Spelling 2nd Grade Physical Education 3rd Grade Math 3rd Grade Human Geography 4th Grade History 4th grade Health 5th grade Measurements 5th grade Science
Cassidy Smirks as she thinks of what to chose,
Cassidy- Well sense Raidne doesn’t know English�?First grade English to help her out
Jeff Smirks as the question is read
Jeff- Which of the following is the correct verb for the sentence She had _____________ the Cookies
A) Tooken b) Tooked c) Taken
Cassidy couldn’t help but burst into laughter as her fifth grader wrote his answer,
Cassidy- Well Raidne would say A, heck she already has said the word tooken, is that even a word, (Cassidy Chuckles) C
Cassidy hit’s the button to lock in the answer
Jeff- Correct,
Cassidy chuckles as she goes to pick her next question
Cassidy- Another thing Raidne sucked at was Grammar so first grade grammar
Jeff Reads the question- Is this sentenced correct or incorrect
“But me will have complete control�?/FONT>
Cassidy laughs
Cassidy- I guess we all are listening to Raidne’s bad promos are we not?
Cassidy- Incorrect no surprise
Cassidy hit’s the button as Jeff tells her its correct, she smirks as she continues to look at the board, Cassidy then looks to the fifth graders and picks a new one, the young girl comes up as she seems a bit star-struck Cassidy gives the girl a hug as she begins to get real excited
Cassidy looks to the girl- What are you good in
Girl- Spelling!
Cassidy- Second Grade Spelling it is
Jeff reads the question- Spell this word�?. The word doesn’t show up on the screen Unintelligent
Cassidy- Um�?R-A-I-D-N-E D-U-R-D-E-N
The girl couldn’t help but laugh as she wrote her answer down
Cassidy- Ok U-N-I-N-T-E-L-L-I-G-E-N-T
Cassidy hit’s the button as Jeff tells her she is correct again
Cassidy continues on with the show continuing to make cheap puns at Raidne, making fun of her complete and udder stupidity, Finally Cassidy goes on to the million dollar question using all her helps up while she could and the Cassidy decided to go on to the million dollar question
Cassidy- ok 5th grade History lay it on me
Jeff- How many times has Raidne lost to Cassidy Burns
Cassidy- 3 times, well it will be three times so two in a row, How many times has she beat me ZERO that’s right ZERO
Cassidy hit’s the buzzer as she wins the million dollars
Cassidy- Jeff it has been great, but now I have to get on a plane, thank you and thank you fifth graders
Cassidy smiles as she leaves the stage and heads out the back door to a limo that is waiting, the limo drives off as the scene fades
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