The Nun at Hooters 
 
     A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation, and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights woul d go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. 
   She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?" 
  The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."  
"Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun. So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. 
  She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"  "Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender. "Would you like a drink?"  "But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.

  "You see," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out."