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: Jack & Jill ( In our Times )
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From:
¥veŧŧe-aka-Тaŗa
(Original Message)
Sent: 3/7/2008 12:19 AM
JACK AND JILL
(Highlighting the politically correct world that we have evolved to)
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water,
The health and safety man stepped in
And said they hadn't ough'ter
Unless they wore some climbing boots
And suitable clothes upon their back
And only half fill the bucket
And someone inspect the track
Or else a nasty accident could happen
Down the hillside face
Then he said we'll have to have
A medical team in place.
The owner of the hill was warned
Is his insurance up to date?
Cos' he could be facing compensation
And a court case on his plate.
All the information was then studied
They read all the relevant crap
Jack said to Jill, Oh sod it
We'll get the water from the tap.
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From:
Redtiggress1
Sent: 4/5/2008 12:08 PM
LOL, that is cute!
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From:
»Tïģģêř«
Sent: 4/5/2008 10:52 PM
pmsl
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