A New Pastor
 A new pastor moved into a town,
 and he went out one day to visit 
his parishioners. All went well until 
he came upon this one house. 
It was obvious that someone was
 home, but no one came to the door 
even after he had knocked several times.
 Finally he took out his card, wrote on 
the back "Revelation 3:20" and stuck it
 on the back of the door. 
Revelation 3:20:
 "Behold, I stand at the door, 
and knock: if any man hear my voice, 
and open the door, I will come in to him, 
and will dine with him, and he with me."
Later in the week, as he was counting 
the offering, he found his card 
in the collection plate
  Below his message was the notation
  "Genesis 3:10."
Genesis 3:10: "And he said, I heard thy voice 
in the garden, and I was afraid, because
 I was naked: so I hid myself."