Old Age Quotes

Gray hair is God's graffiti.
Bill Cosby

Old age is no place for sissies.
Bette Davis

 
Age is a question of mind over matter.
If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Satchel Paige

 
Just remember, once you're over the hill,
you begin to pick up speed.
Charles Schulz

 

"Don't worry about senility,"
my grandfather used to say.
"When it hits you, you won't know it."
Bill Cosby

 

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
Mark Twain

 

Inside every seventy year old is a thirty five year old
asking, "What happened?"
Ann Landers

 

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, 
eat slowly, and lie about your age. <STYLE type=text/css> </STYLE>
Lucille Ball

 

My parents didn't want to move to Florida, 
but they turned sixty, and it was the law.
Jerry Seinfeld

 

It's no longer a question of staying healthy. 
It's a question of finding a sickness you like.
Jackie Mason

 

Put cotton in your ears and pebbles in your shoes. 
Pull on rubber gloves. 
Smear Vaseline over your glasses, 
and there you have it: instant old age.
Malcolm Cowley