Top Ten Reasons
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1. Cats don't golf every Saturday.

2. Cats won't say an outfit makes you look fat.

3. Cats aren't interested in microbrews. (what is that anyway?)

4. Cats don't golf on Sunday either.

5. Cats treat your mom with respect.

6. Cats don't leave the seat up.

7. Cats aren't afraid of commitment.

8. Cats don't think the Three Stooges are funny.

9. Cats don't need constant attention.

10. Cats don't worry about hair loss.

But the top reason cats are better than men...............

Cats can be neutered if they stray!