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| | From:  »Lin» | Sent: 2/22/2006 1:32 AM |
You'll love this one!~ But I'll bet you won't be surprised either!!! NBA or NFL?????
36 have been accused of spousal abuse 7 have been arrested for fraud 19 have been accused of writing bad checks 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses 3 have done time for assault 71, repeat 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges 8 have been arrested for shoplifting 21 currently are defendants in lawsuits. and 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year Can you guess which organization this is? Give up yet? . . . Scroll down, citizen. It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of Idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line. | |
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| | | From: »Lin» | Sent: 3/29/2006 1:20 AM |
In black you can read the word GOOD, in white the word EVIL (inside each black letter is a white letter). It's all very physiological too, because it visualize the concept that good can't exist without evil (or the absence of good is evil ).
Can you see why this painting is called optical illusion ? You may not see it at first, but the white spaces read the word optical, the blue landscape reads the word illusion. The word TEACH reflects as LEARN. In brown you can read ME, and when you look through you can read YOU.
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| | | From: »Lin» | Sent: 4/12/2006 1:19 AM |
Bottle of Merlot
A gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot over to an
attractive woman.
The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the
gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender.
She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and
decided to send a reply note to the man.
The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her
and conveyed it to the gentleman.
The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a
Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches
in your pants."
After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in
return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed
him to return this to the woman.
It read: "For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8,
a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over
twenty million dollars in my bank account. But, not even for a woman
as beautiful as you would I cut three inches off. Just send the
bottle back.
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