The only funny thing I have come across Tucker saying that made me laugh was in the first story (The famous Sushi pants story) where these people are talking about energy healing and he is making fun of it and they tell him he is close minded and he says " I tell them they are so open-minded that their brains leaked out"  I am SO going to use that one sometime! Ha Ha

 

Pretty much everything Slingblade says is my favorite so I cant just quote one! Although, I spit pop when I read this one since it reminds me of my brother (he used to tell my friends when they called that I couldnt come to the phone because he skinned me and hung me in a tree, or something equally as disgusting)

OtherGirl: So what do you do in your free time?
Slingblade: Cut up Guatemalan hookers and bury them in shallow graves by the interstate"

Oh Slingblade, I love you...