of the cruise OMG.. so I didn't get to have my toy party so we go shopping here in town and got a TON of toys. We pack em all up and they took up one duffle bag we just carried on. OMG here is the funny part. We go through those belts you put your purse on and walk through the metal detector. A lady says "who does this bag belong to? Of course Mark says "us" and she then askes us to open it (it was locked). SO of course I open it for her and along with all our toys we had like 50 AA batteries (ya never know lol) so anyway we open it OMG ROFL and the lady is like "OMG" "Lord Jesus" " Lord help us" "oh my lord" all the time fanning herself with her hand. Of course at this point Jenny and Brody are standing to the side laughing there A@@ off. SO she says "some of this stuff can't go" and I say "hey I have been married to the same man for 12 years and have 6 children.. this is our first vacation alone in 12 years. Mark then asks why it cannot go on and she says with a smile on her face "go ahead hon" ROFL this whole thing took 15 min and let me tell ya I was laughing and Mark was RED! We talked about it the whole trip that hubby was left holding the "dildo bag" HA HA HA... we have one pic before we went in of Mark and Brody where Mark is holding the toy bag and Jenn and I are like ummm rofl. Thing is when we booked the trip to get the discount since Jenn had cruised before we had to book the guys in one room and the girls in the other.. how funny is that.. wonder what they were thinking... "he's gonna use those toys on that other man booked into his room?" OMG too funny rofl