A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and
>
> >>> said, "I've some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your
> >>> affairs in order."
> >>> The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the
> >>> waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. Well daughter, we
> >>> women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don't
>
> >>> go so well. In this case, things aren't well. I have cancer. Let's
> >>> head to the club and have a martini."
> >>> After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber. There
>
> >>> were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by
> >>> some of the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what t he two
> >>> were celebrating.
> >>> The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end.
> >>> I've been diagnosed with AIDS."
> >>> The friends were aghast and gave the woman their condolences.
> >>> After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and
> >>> whispered, "Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you
> >>> just told your friends you were dying of AIDS."
> >>> The woman said, "I don't want any of those bit&hes sleeping with your
> >>> father after I'm gone."
> >>> |
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