So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. 
 A warm voice said, 'Come on in.'
 When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: 
 glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was 
 lying on its side near the broken window. A man reclining on the 
 couch asked, 'Are you the people that broke my window?'
 'Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that,' the husband replied.

'Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you... You see, 

I'm a genie , and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. 

Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll 

give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one 

for myself.'
 'Wow, that's great!' the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted 

out, 'I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.'

'No problem,' said the genie. 'You've got it, it's the least I can do. 

And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy  life!' 'And now you, young lady, 

what do you want?' the genie asked. 'I'd like to own a gorgeous home 

complete with servants in every country in the world,' she said.

'Consider it done,' the

 genie said. 'And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and 

natural disasters!' 'And now,' the couple asked in unison, what's your 

wish, genie?'
 'Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a 

woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife. 

'The husband looked at his wife and said, 'Gee,
 honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do 

you think?' She mulled it over for a few moments and said, 'You
 know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, 

but what about you, honey?' 'You know I love you sweetheart,' said the 

husband. I'd do the same for you!' So the genie and the woman went 

upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other 

in every way. After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled 

over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, 'How old are you and 

your husband?'

'Why, we're both 35,' she responded breathlessly. ' NO SH*T .' 

He said, 'Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?'