NEW NAME

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose ... Follow the
instructions to find your funny name. The following is an excerpt
from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names.

Lest we take ourselves too seriously, take a moment to find your new name and wear it with humor for the day ...

Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:
a = stinky
b =lumpy
c =buttercup
d =gidget
e =crusty
f =greasy
g =fluffy
h =cheeseball
i =chim-chim
j =poopsie
k =flunky
l =booger
m =pinky
n =zippy
o =goober
p =doofus
q =slimy
r =loopy
s =snotty
t =falafel
u =dorkey
v =squeezit
w =oprah
x =skipper
y =dinky
z =zsa-zsa

Use the first letter of your last name to determine the first half of your
NEW last name:
a =diaper
b =toilet
c =giggle
d =bubble
e =girdle
f =barf
g =lizard
h =waffle
i =cootie
j =monkey
k =potty
l =liver
m=banana
n =rhino
o =burger
p = hamster
q =toad
r =gizzard
s =pizza
t =gerbil
u =chicken
v =pickle
w =chuckle
x =tofu
y =gorilla
z =stinker

Use the last letter of your last name to determine the second half of your
NEW last name:
a =head
b =mouth
c =face
d =nose
e =tush
f =breath
g =pants
h =shorts
i =lips
j =honker
k =butt
l =brain
m=tushie
n =chunks
o =hiney
p =biscuits
q =toes
r =buns
s =fanny
t =sniffer
u =sprinkles
v =kisser
w =squirt
x =humperdinck
y =brains
z =juice