Cyrus says "Daddy, how was I born"
Dad says "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN.
Then I set a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
as soon as I was ready to load, we discovered that neither one of us hadused a firewall and,
since it was too late to hit the delete button,
nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said
"You've Got Male".