Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and

felt

guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it,

he

couldn't.

The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But

every

once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice that said:

"Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first

doctor to

sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And

you're

single. Just let it go."

But invariably the other voice would bring him back to

 

reality, whispering: ........

 

Dave - you're a f*cking vet!