A  Doctor  was  having  an  affair with  his nurse. Shortly afterward  she 

  told  him  she  was  pregnant.
 Not wanting  his  wife  to know   he  gave  the nurse  a  sum  of  money
and asked her  to n go to  Italy  and have  the  baby there,

 " But how  will I let you you know the  baby is  born"?  she  asked
 He replied  " Just send me a postcard and  write "SPAGHETTI" on the  back. 
  I !ll take  care of  expense.

 Not knowing  what else  to  do  the  nurse took  the  money  and  flew  to 
  Italy.
 Six  months    went  by and  they  one day  the  doctors  wife called him 
at  the   office  and  explained"Dear  you   recieved  a  very   strange
postcard in  the  mail  today   from   Europe  and  I  dont  understand
what  it  means.".

 The  doctor  said  "Just wait until I get home and  I will explain it  to  
  you"
 Later   that evening   the  doctor came  home  read  the  postcard  fell  
to  the   floor  with  a  heart  attach. Paramedics rushed him  to  the  E.
R.The  lead medic asked  what trauma  had precipitated the  cardiac 
attach.
 So  the   wife picked  up  the  card and  read  SPAGHETTI/ SPAGHETTI/ 
SPAGHETTI/  SPAGHETTI
 TWO  WITH   SAUSAGE AND  MEATBALLS AND  TWO  WITHOUT