A woman and a man were involved in a car accident -- it was a
bad one. Both of their cars were totally demolished, but
amazingly, neither of them were hurt.

After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said, "So,
you're a man -- that's interesting.  I'm a woman.  Wow, just
look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are
both unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet
and be friends, and live together in peace for the rest of our
days."

The man thoughtfully replied, "I agree with you completely.
This must be a sign from God!"

The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle.
My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't
break.  Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our
good fortune."

Then she handed the bottle to the man.  The man nodded his head
in agreement, opened it, and drank half the bottle.  He then
handed it back to the woman.  The woman took the bottle, and
immediately put the cork back in, and handed it back to the man.

In surprise, he asked, "Aren't you having any?"

"No," the woman replied,  "I think I'll just wait for the
police..."