Ladies - Don't throw all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
Real Women - Leftover wine??? Hello!!
Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
Real Women - Take a lime, mix with tequilla, chill and drink. You might still have a headache but who the hell cares!!
Ladies - Stuff miniture marshmellows in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips
Real Women - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone for pete's sake, your probably lying on your arse on the couch with your feet up anyway
Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
Real Women - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and don't have to worry about the potatoes growing arms and legs.
Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white powdery mess on the bottom of the cake
Real Women - Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate the son of a bitch for you.
Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crusts before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.
Real Women - Sara Lee frozen freakin pie - directions do not include brushing egg whites, so don't do it
Ladies - If you have problems opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy
Real Women - Go ask the very HOT neighbour guy to do it!!!
And finally the most important tip......................................
A good friend will come bail you out of jail................But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "Damn............that was fun!!!!!"
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