A lady's husband dies whilst on holiday in Israel.  Officials advise her "We can either bury your husband here for £150.00 or if you prefer we can prepare his body and fly him home but that will cost£15,000 it's your choice" The widow immediately replies "I want him flown home" The official politely asks "Why pay all that money when you can have a perfectly good funeral here for only £150.00" to which the widow snaps at the official "Listen here you 2000 years ago a man died in your country and three days after you buried him, he rose from the dead......... I just can't take that bloody chance ok"