AN ELDERLY COUPLE, MARGARET AND BERT, MOVED TO TEXAS.  BERT HAD ALWAYS
WANTED A PAIR OF AUTHENTIC COWBOY BOOTS, SO SEEING SOME ON SALE, HE
BOUGHT THEM AND WORE THEM HOME.  WALKING PROUDLY, HE SAUNTERED INTO THE
KITCHEN AND SAID TO THE WIFE 'NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT ABOUT ME?'. 
MARGARET LOOKED HIM OVER......'NOPE'.    FRUSTRATED, BERT STORMED OFF
INTO THE BATHROOM, UNDRESSED AND WALKED BACK INTO THE KITCHEN
COMPLETELY NAKED EXCEPT FOR THE BOOTS.  AGAIN HE ASKED MARGARET, A
LITTLE LOUDER THIS TIME.....'NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT NOW?'.    
MARGARET LOOKED UP AND EXCLAIMED.....'BERT, WHAT'S DIFFERENT?    IT'S
HANGING DOWN TODAY, IT WAS HANGING DOWN YESTERDAY, IT WILL BE HANGING
DOWN AGAIN TOMORROW'.     FURIOUS, BERT YELLED....'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY
ITS HANGING DOWN MARGARET?'.       'NOPE'...SHE REPLIED.    'IT'S
HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS'.

WITHOUT CHANGING HER EXPRESSION, MARGARET REPLIED........

'SHOULDA BOUGHT A HAT BERT..........SHOULDA BOUGHT A HAT!!!'.<O:P></O:P>