What Do You Do All Day?

 A man came home from work and found his three Children outside, still in  their pyjamas, Playing in the mud, with empty food
 boxes and  wrappers strewn all around the front yard.

 The door of his wife's car was open, as was the
 front door to the  house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the
 entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.

 In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a Cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.

 In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast
 food was spilled  on the Counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog Food was spilled on the 
 floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was  spread By the back door.

 He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes,looking for his wife. He was worried She
 might be ill, or that Something serious had happened.

 He was met with a small trickle of water as it
 made its way out the   bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, Scummy
 soap and more toys  Strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a Heap and toothpaste had been
 Smeared over the mirror and walls.

 As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife Still curled up in the bed In her pajamas, reading a novel.

She looked up At him, smiled, and asked how his day went.

He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What Happened here today?"

 She again smiled and answered, "You know every Day when you come home From
 work and you ask me what in the world I do all Day?"

 "Yes," was his incredulous reply.


 She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."