A WOMAN'S LOVE POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,


One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.


Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man, who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?
I pray that this man will love me to no end,


And always be my very best friend.



A MAN'S LOVE POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac, with
Huge boobs, who owns a bar on a golf course,
And loves to send me fishing and hunting. This
doesn't rhyme, and I don't give a shit