7:00 pm   OPENING FLAG BURNING 

7:15 pm   PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO THE U.N.

7:20 pm   Ted Kennedy   PROPOSES A TOAST  

7:25 pm   NONRELIGIOUS PRAYER AND WORSHIP - Jesse Jackson & Al Sharpton 

7:45 pm   CEREMONIAL TREE HUGGING - Darryl Hannah

7:55 pm   Ted Kennedy   PROPOSES A TOAST

8:00 pm   HOW I INVENTED THE INTERNET -  Al Gore 

8:15 pm   GAY WEDDING PLANNING -  Rosie O'Donnell

8:35 pm   Ted Kennedy   PROPOSES A TOAST  

8:40 pm   OUR TROOPS ARE WAR CRIMINALS - John Kerry

9.00 pm   MEMORIAL SERVICE FOR SADDAM AND HIS SONS - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarand on 

10:00 pm   ANSWERING MACHINE ETIQUETTE - Alec Baldwin

11:00 pm   Ted Kennedy   PROPOSES A TOAST

11:05 pm  COLLECTION FOR THE  OSAMA BIN LADEN KIDNEY TRANSPLANT FUND - Barbara Streisand

11:15 pm   FREE THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS FROM GUANTANAMO BAY  - Sean Penn 

11:30 pm   OVAL OFFICE AFFAIRS - William  Jefferson Clinton

11:45 pm    Ted Kennedy   PROPOSES A TOAST

11:50 pm   HOW GEORGE BUSH BROUGHT DOWN THE WORLD TRADE TOWERS   - Howard Dean (with assistence from Rev. J. Wright)