My Little World

CHINESE PROVERBS?

Man who run in front of car get tired.?
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.?
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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.?
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.?
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.?
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.?
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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.?
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Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.?
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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.?
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.?
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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.?
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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.?
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.?
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.?
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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.?
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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.?
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.?
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