Things said on Noah's Ark....
10. "Did anyone think about bringing a couple of umbrellas?"
9. "Hey, there are more than two flies in here!"
8. "OK, who's the wise guy who brought the mosquitoes on board?"
7. "Help! I need some Pepto-Bismol for the elephants, QUICK!"
6. "Hey! Wasn't someone supposed to put two shovels on board?"
5. "Don't Make Me Pull This Ark Over And Come Back There!"
4. "No Ham, you cannot eat the pig!"
3. "And whatever you do, DO NOT pull this plug out."
2. "Nice Doggie!"
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING OVERHEARD ON NOAH'S ARK.....
1. "Are We There Yet?"
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