..... Hello there... come on in! It' good to see you. Grab a chair and get comfortable..... . I just made a pot of tea.. would you like a cup... ...? Help yourself. Have I got a doosy of a newscoop for you! Hold onto your seat dearie. Yesterday I was at the beauty parlor... down at Mabel's place on First Street.... I wish she'd move from that neighborhood. You too? ... ... Ain't that right. You go girl... I feel the same way, but her prices are soooo good. A woman's gotta do what she's gotta do to accent her natural beauty don't you know. No matter what part of town she has to go to! Well, anyways.... here I was enjoying a nice head massage in the shampoo bowl when I just happened to overhear a phone conversation one of the employees was having in the back room. You too? I know, doesn't she just do wonders for the scalp! Well, anyways.... that new girl.. what's her name...??... Betsy.. that's it. She's standing there chewing on her gum and yakking away totally forgetting where she's at. And from the gist of things on my end.. she was talking to Fred Benson! Yes girl.... Francine's Fred! Can you believe it???... Me neither!! What was she saying??? Well, heck... with that water runnin' I couldn't hear every word mind you... but I heard enough to know she was talking about more than getting her kitchen sink unclogged! Gertrude... calm down girl.. I just had that chair recovered. Well, I knowwwww it's hard to believe! I agree!! But you also know me well enough to know that I never ever spread gossip of any such kind! Do you honestly think I'd dare say anything that I wasn't absolutely, totally, positively assured of? Our Francine is such a dear girl... she deserves better than her Fred messing around with some ditso named Betsy. Well.... I don't know Gertrude? I didn't make a point of deliberately listening to her whole conversation. I don't do things like that you know. I just happened to be close by... and then Mabel started a chattering with the woman in the bowl next to mine and you know Mabel's high pitched voice. Who can hear anything else when she's yakking. Gertrude honey.... I was thinking... you know.. isn't it time for a little trim there. I think Mabel has an opening tomorrow afternoon. Betsy works tomorrow too. ... .... How do I know... well, as I was paying my bill I heard her ask to switch work days with Tammy Dee. Something about something she had to do tonight! Phone?... sure dear.... help yourself. Yes, the number's right here. Mmmmm..... aren't these little cakes just delicious! I got them down at Clarabell's Bakery..... you would not believe what I heard in the cake aisle...... |