A YOUNG MAN MARRIED A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN WHO HAD PREVIOUSLY
DIVORCED TENHUSBANDS. ON THEIR WEDDING NIGHT SHE TOLD HER NEW
HUSBAND, "PLEASE BEGENTLE; I'M STILL A VIRGIN."

"WHAT?" SAID THE PUZZLED GROOM. "HOW CAN THAT BE IF
YOU'VE BEEN MARRIEDTEN TIMES?"

"WELL, HUSBAND #1 WAS A SALES REPRESENTATIVE; HE KEPT
TELLING ME HOWGREAT IT WAS GOING TO BE.

HUSBAND #2 WAS IN SOFTWARE SERVICES; HE WAS NEVER REALLY
SURE HOW IT WASSUPPOSED TO FUNCTION, BUT HE SAID HE'D LOOK INTO IT AND
GET BACK TO ME.

HUSBAND #3 WAS FROM
FIELD SERVICES; HE SAID EVERYTHING
CHECKED OUTDIAGNOSTICALLY BUT HE JUST COULDN'T GET THE SYSTEM UP.

HUSBAND #4 WAS IN TELEMARKETING; EVEN THOUGH HE KNEW HE
HAD THE ORDER,HE DIDN'T KNOW WHEN HE WOULD BE ABLE TO DELIVER.

HUSBAND #5 WAS AN ENGINEER; HE UNDERSTOOD THE BASIC
PROCESS BUT WANTEDTHREE YEARS TO RESEARCH, IMPLEMENT, AND DESIGN A NEW
STATE-OF-THE-ARTMETHOD.

HUSBAND #6 WAS FROM ADMINISTRATION; HE THOUGHT HE KNEW
HOW, BUT HEWASN'T SURE WHETHER IT WAS HIS JOB OR NOT.

HUSBAND #7 WAS IN MARKETING; ALTHOUGH HE HAD
A PRODUCT,
HE WAS NEVERSURE HOW TO POSITION IT.

HUSBAND #8 WAS A PSYCHIATRIST; ALL HE EVER DID WAS TALK
ABOUT IT.

HUSBAND #9 WAS A GYNECOLOGIST; ALL HE DID WAS LOOK AT
IT.

HUSBAND #10 WAS A STAMP COLLECTOR; ALL HE EVER DID WAS.......!!
.. GOD, I MISSHIM!


BUT NOW THAT I'VE MARRIED YOU, I'M SO EXCITED!"

"GOOD," SAID THE HUSBAND, "BUT, WHY?"

"YOU'RE WITH
THE GOVERNMENT. THIS TIME I KNOW I'M GONNA
GET SCREWED."