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| | From:  sirsundance (Original Message) | Sent: 10/20/2008 2:41 AM |
Woman - An Analysis
Physical Properties :
a) Surface usually covered with painted film.
b) Boils at nothing, freezes without reason.
c) Melts if given special treatment.
d) Bitter if used incorrectly. Can cause headaches. Handle with care!
e) Found in various states; ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
f) Yields to pressure applied to correct points.
Chemical Properties :
a) Has great affinity for Gold, Silver, Platinum and many precious stones.
b) Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
c) May explode spontaneously if left alone on dates.
d) Insoluble in liquids, but there is increased activity when saturated in alcohol to a certain point.
e) Repels cheap material. Neutral to common sense.
f) Most powerful money reducing agent known to Man.
Uses :
a) Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
b) Can greatly improve relaxation levels.
c) Can warm and comfort under some circumstances.
d) Can cool things down when it's too hot.
Tests :
a) Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
b) Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.
Caution :
a) Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. Use extreme care when handling.
b) Illegal to possess more than one.
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Very cute though not sure I fit several Of those hmmmmm oh Prinny does That mean I am not all woman?Â
Sent from my iPhone Miss Debi remember life is all about choices.....what do you choose
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Woman - An Analysis
Physical Properties :
a) Surface usually covered with painted film.
b) Boils at nothing, freezes without reason.
c) Melts if given special treatment.
d) Bitter if used incorrectly. Can cause headaches. Handle with care!
e) Found in various states; ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
f) Yields to pressure applied to correct points.
Chemical Properties :
a) Has great affinity for Gold, Silver, Platinum and many precious stones.
b) Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
c) May explode spontaneously if left alone on dates.
d) Insoluble in liquids, but there is increased activity when saturated in alcohol to a certain point.
e) Repels cheap material. Neutral to common sense.
f) Most powerful money reducing agent known to Man.
Uses :
a) Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
b) Can greatly improve relaxation levels.
c) Can warm and comfort
under some circumstances.
d) Can cool things down when it's too hot.
Tests :
a) Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
b) Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.
Caution :
a) Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. Use extreme care when handling.
b) Illegal to possess more than one.
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Very cute!!! No Debi that's not what it means... It means you are a very rare and special woman!!!  Men should be scrambling to have you as their own!!! |
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Hey Miss Debi
You don't have to be any or even all of those things to be a woman.
The smart a$$ comment for a man to make is something like, "All you really need is a couple of good points and directions to the 'Y'".
Yes, it's very cheap and superficial and a comment that shouldn't be made unless in jest (even that's a stretch!).
So Debi, is there another Garland other than in Texas?
I hope that you will stay with us for some time ............. someone said, "Remember life is all about choices.....what do you choose". If I choose you is that OK?
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Awwwwww how sweet sundance thank you Doll!!!!
Sent from my iPhone Miss Debi remember life is all about choices.....what do you choose
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Hey Miss Debi
You don't have to be any or even all of those things to be a woman.
The smart a$$ comment for a man to make is something like, "All you really need is a couple of good points and directions to the 'Y'".
Yes, it's very cheap and superficial and a comment that shouldn't be made unless in jest (even that's a stretch!).
So Debi, is there another Garland other than in Texas?
I hope that you will stay with us for some time ............ someone said, "Remember life is all about choices.....what do you choose". If I choose you is that OK?
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Hey Ms. Debi ........ may I call you Princess?
Anyway, posting your message twice is great for my ego .......... wanna post it again to really make my day?
Now, if "Life is all about choices.....what do you choose?" it seems (so far) that my choosing you was a very good choice on my part, particularly if you do things two or more times!!! .........may I email you, Princess? |
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