Two men, one age 80 and one age 87, were sitting
on a park bench. The 87 year old had just finished
his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The
80 year old asked him what he did to have so much
energy.
The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat Italian bread
every day. It keeps your energy level high and
you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
Soooo, on the way home, the 80 year old stopped at
the bakery. As he was looking around, the saleslady
asked if he needed any help. He said, "Do you have
any Italian bread?" "Yes, there's a whole shelf of
it. Would you like some?", she replied. He told her,
"I want five loaves." She said, "My goodness! Five
loaves? Don't you think by the time you get to the
5th loaf, it'll be hard?"
He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody in the
world knows about this Italian bread thing but me".
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