Eddie was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really ticked off.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway
that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE"!

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway and brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.