BLIND PILOTS
Two men dressed in pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle. Both are
wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is
tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.
Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the
cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up.
The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some
kind of a sign that this is just a little practical joke.
None is forthcoming.
The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and the people
sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the
water at the edge of the airport territory.
Just as it begins to look as though the plane will plough straight
into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin.
At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The
passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat
into their magazines secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.
In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says,
"You know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and
we're all gonna die."
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